A Conversation for The Church of the Holy Tail - Marching for Jack

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Post 21

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Or we can rig up a plastic squizzel costume for you to wear. smiley - smiley


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Post 22

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*falls at battys somewhat less smelly feet*


Oh holy one you've answered my prayers just look at all these people


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Post 23

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

People? Where?

smiley - bigeyes


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Post 24

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*prods a finger in pauls chest*

You is people I beleive


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Post 25

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

No, he's Paul.


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Post 26

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

paulple?


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Post 27

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

Pepaul perhaps? smiley - bigeyes


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Post 28

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

ah yes

The great pepaul will arrive in masses


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Post 29

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

Masses? Is that a make of car?


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Post 30

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

sorry, that helicopter attack was hard on my hearing. did you say paul will take a dive in molasses smiley - huh

smiley - pirate


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Post 31

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

no great pepaul withh arrive with masses of chocolate chip cookies


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Post 32

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

Yay! Cookies! smiley - tongueout

So the great Pepaul will arrive with masses of cookies in a Massedies! smiley - laugh


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Post 33

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

what are we supposed to call him? great pepaul, the cookie-smiley - monster?

smiley - pirate


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Post 34

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant



smiley - grovel

I'll do anything for a chocolate chip cookie. smiley - tongueout


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Post 35

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

anything? really?

why don't you go and bake some then? smiley - tongueout
















and while you're at it bake som for me too, please smiley - grovel

smiley - pirate


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Post 36

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*thinks if batty were here choc chip cookies would be falling from the sky*


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Post 37

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

if batty were here choc chip cookies would quickly become an endangered species smiley - erm

smiley - pirate


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Post 38

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

No need to bake chocolate chip cookies.
All we have to do is find a planet where they grow, and go there. smiley - biggrin


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Post 39

Batty_ACE

*arrives with a package from planet cookie*

Did someone want cookies? We have chocolate chip, snickerdoodles, jam filled and all sorts of cookies...


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Post 40

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

I think D&D has rules for creating new "Planes of Existence"... ah, here it is!

Right... done!

Okay, we now have a world made of cookies. To get there, you just have to yell "Cooookies!!!" while doing a somersault. So, here we go!

smiley - somersault Cooookies!!! smiley - somersault

*Vanishes with a gentle pop.*


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