h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Quickly joins lil*

*Whisper* Sorry, I was trying to hide from the simposts.

*pushes cal towards jack*

*watches her handsome husband as he greets his new bride and feels a tear trickle slowly down her cheek*

*takes jacks hands and smiles*


*puts on his preists hat*




*lets go of jack and opens up a bible*


*clears his throat*


Dearly Beloved

We are gathered her today to join Jack and myself in matroney

*takes a deep breath*

Jack

Do you swear to take Cal to be your lawfully wedding Husband from this day forwards, and to love honour and obey him?

*looks at his toes thoughtfully, then back up at Cal*

*grins* I do

*leans forward slightly to hear*

*turns to himself*


Cal

Do you swear to take Jack to be your lawfully wedding wife from this day forwards, and to love honour and obey him?

*takes of his priests hat*



I do


*puts the priests hat back on*

You may exchange rings

*takes the priests hat off*


*slides a ring on to Jacks finger*

*giggles helplessly and slides a ring onto Cals finger*

*grins at him*

*puts his priests hat on*

you may kiss the bride


*takes his priests hat off*



*draws Jack close and *

*cries happily for the newly weds*

*wraps his arms round Cals neck*

Thankyou all for taking the time to come today

*sniff*..

*Looks from her hiding-place behind a pillar*

No problem. Congratulations!

*kisses lil then starts to walk slowly back down the alise with Jack*

*kisses her husband and watches him leave with his new bride*

*shakes cals hand*

congrats buddy

thanks for letting me be best man

The bridesmaids follow the newly weds outside

*And then go their separate ways*

Okay, so now I'm REALLY confused! But hey - like that's anything new!