A Conversation for The Chaps Club
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Apollo Started conversation Feb 19, 2002
I must be getting a bit old, Red 
I'd forgotten all about my bio!! Please, if you get a chance, write up something appropriate for me I'm not good at all this rambling and bragging, what! 
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 20, 2002
OK how about this for starters ......
A long term resident of the Olympic Twilight Home for the Tired and Jaded (after living for many years at 42 Delphi Villas, East Cheam), Apollers is reputedly the oldest member of the Chaps Club. Even at his advanced age of several millenia he still has an eye for the ladies although he is less prone to turning himself into a pillar of fire these days on account of the apallingly high price of gas.
He has recently traded in his sporty little fiery chariot for a more sedate sedan chair but is still fond of roaring around the Clubs grounds. It is not recorded what the chair bearers think of this but they are often to be see expressing their strongly held opinions to Hogg the gardener in the Potting Shed.
Apollers was recently distinguished himself whilst performing the Full Montgomery entirely without the aid of a valet.
Favourite tipple: Nectar and Ambrosia although has recently admitted to a craving for strawberry
Why thank you sir!
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 21, 2002
glad you liked it - I'll put it up now and maybe stew on it for a day or so 
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Apollo Posted Feb 22, 2002
I should say Red, old chap, a golf course would be a splendid idea!! Almost put on up at the Hot Spot myself, but I think the chaps would dearly love to see one
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