h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i did the deal, wargamer is signed up, and i will agree to provide sheep right now

Now pat attention Double-0-Bliv, this is important!
Firstly, your new Viper 70s. These are the new sidearm of the Revolt's SWAT team. The D5Ks you are already familiar with. Here's something I think you'll particularly enjoy...
The Griffon gunship! A light assault skimmer based on the Orca design. However, it's larger hull allows for upto four passengers. The Griffon itself is armed with four Light Rockets and an Assault Cannon. I'll leave the stuff with you.
...
Oh yes, one thing...
*Smashes Oblivion over the head with a heavy wrench*
NEVER STEAL THE GUNS OFF MY VEHICLES AGAIN! GOT IT!?!?!?!?

Gunship! thank you very much and I think my men like the guns. Ta Wargamer and welcome to the revolt.

well....
i am glad there was no fight past that
feewh *wipes forehead*

I'll get the Strider's fixed. If you do need any heavy weapons, let me know (you can't steal the Griffon's weaponry!).

i will!
and i will make sure to the best of my ability that obliv does the same.

Wait a minute... When d'you become a Scout?

Hello gentlemen. How goes the revolt?

Pretty good, checked the main page lately?

A bit. But ill go and cheak it more.

You should, Galen's got the armoury listed, all tm & (c) of The Factory Floor!

I went and cheaked it out. Its great!

If you need more, just ask!

I need a mission! Got any!

Take your time, one'll come...

a lot of postings in a very short time, glad you are back obliv, i wish i had been there to answer your questions as they came

well...
i will have to do the best i can

first of all, i only became a scout in the last 2 days i think

second, as wargamer said, the revolt is moving along smoothly. we have 7 members and at least 2 invitaions out for more to join.

thirdly, yes, the front page will be updated every time something big comes up, so the people and who are not subscribed to all the conversations will know what is up and happening

4thly hmmm....
missions...
you could ask bob, there is a good chance he has thought of some new history that you could take a psecial task force to investigate

?

oh yeah, and obliv, i need a quick over view of your SWAT adventure/mission for the front page, it will get your name on the written list and also give the front page content. if you could get that to me soon i would appreciate it, or if you can't, just say so and i will stop pestering you?

so whats up everyone?

Hey Galen! I've been out testing the Griffons. Here's what happened:
[14:00] Griffon team set out for a test flight over North Scotland, when we detected something, a French-owned Mutton Factory! Such atrocities could not continue...
[14:14] We strifed around the hills, but we found them well prepared for us and they opened fire with Flak Cannons. We jinked away from them, while Griffon II managed to blow apart one of their Cannons with its Assault Cannon.
[14:19] With almost half our fuel gone, we had to act fast. Griffon II attacked from the front while I attacked from the rear. All four of my Rockets hit home, blowing the factory apart and allowing me to successfully airlift four sheep from there cells. Griffon II destroyed all of the Flak Cannons and airlifted the last three Sheep. However, not everything went to plan... my gunship was hit and the secondary fuel tanks were damaged, and Griffon II's co-pilot was killed by shrapnel.
[Debrief]
Mutton Factory: 97% Damage ... DESTROYED
Sheep Rescued: 100% ... SUCCESS
Casualties: 1.
Mission: ... COMPLETE

nice, well done!

this latebreaking news definitely deserves headlines!