h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It is well known that sheep have had a great influence on the world's great military tacticians. As the original saying goes: 'BVehind every great man there is an even greater sheep.'
Hitler took his orders from a flock of sheep just outside Berlin, passed on by his faithful pet dog (a German Shepherd). Napoleon, ditto. This is why they had trouble invading Russia; there were no sheep there to guide them. Charles de Gaulle, the misguided fool, thought he could take the other side and started consulting cows across France. Such were the conflicting, vague, nonsensical and downright rubbish responses, mainly involving allowing their milk to go sour, that he was known to exclaim (real quote, this) 'How can you govern a country with over a thousand different types of cheese.

Does anybody else have information about the secret rulers of the world? Documents and quotes would be useful to back up these claims.

i have been leafing through some old historical documents and so far have not found much considering sheep behind humans but i will get back to you as soon as i do.
what i was really wondering is if i may list you as the head historian for the sheep revolt

may i?

Go right ahead. I'll see if I can fit it onto my nickname.

NEW INFORNATION: I have uncovered evidence that the body of the Sphinx is not a cat as is commonly thought, but a cleverly disguised sheep. Further investigation is indicating that Abe Lincoln's beard on Mt. Rushmore is a bit dodgy.

good, glad to hear that you are out in the field and discovering!!!
i will put the news update today on the page!

I think I may try the criminal underworld. I can see conspiracies of sheep fraudsters ruling the streets of the world's cities with an iron fist. Or would it be hoof?

hmm.. good idea!!
i put your name up, hey, if you are a person who is listed under contributers, can you edit the page?

Don't know. In fact, I doubt that I would, even if I could. Just too complex for me.

oh, its ok, i checked it out on another thing. i was actually wanting you to have rights to edit it so if you thought of something you could put it up anytime you wanted
but it does not work.
how goes the investigation in crime?

I found a contact dead in a back-street in Los Angeles. He had been strangled with a wooly jumper. The clues are mounting up, and I think I'm getting close.

one of our people!
dead!
oh no, i did not know that these missions were that dangerous!!
oh do be careful!

but i am glad you are getting close!
good job

It's a dangerous business, forming a new world order.

yeah, which reminds me, i have 4 armoured vehicles for all that may want one
and some body armour and ten small arms to go around!
just ask and ye shall recieve!

I hope they are all modified to be hoof-operable.

no
sadly they are not, but they are operated by humans with no will of their own, they wish to serve you and me. all they know is taking orders, but they are very good and smart
sorry i could not get them so they are sheepable

bagheera is now an official member!
we are up to 4!

All these humans with no will of their own... *rolls eyes* It just goes to show that sheep really need to take charge to protect us from ourselves.
What we really need is a Sheep Revolt Official Mechanic.

yeah, we do
it does go to show, i tried to get wargamer to be one of sort, that is where all this is from, but he would not have alliances

Wargamer just joined, we are up to 7 members

he is also a mechanic