h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey, here's a thought about 'Wolf in Sheep's Clothing':
Sheep=Dumb (ie: wrong) version = Wolf looks like sheep. Sheep don't notice. Wolf leaps out. Eats sheep. The End.
Sheep=Smart (ie: Correct) version = Wolf looks like sheep. Sheep batter him because he smells like a wolf covered in rotting mutton. Wolfs genetals found hanging from tree next morning. 'Nuf said.
Does it work on people...

i am sorry, i have not been on enough i guess, what is this last post pertaining to?

i like the idea though, and the second incidence is defintely the most likely

Never mind, It's just thinking aloud.

the idea is not bad, i was just confused, keep musing like that and eventually you will come up with some great theory!

I will... maybe something about why wolves are rarely seen in the UK nowadays... they're all pretending to be sheep so they don't get pummelled! ... maybe.

...maybe...

i live in the US, so i would not know

You get wolves over there?

Perhaps, after many years of hostile co-existence, the sheep finally formed a peace treaty with our wolves, and took them into protective care when they looked threatened. Do you think we ought to open our organisation up to wolves?


Hmm... "A on hand is worth both of George Bush (i.e. Snr. and Jnr.)"

Bob, a piece of old lint is worth both of George Bush!

we have a panther(bagheera) in our organization, why not wolves

it is good to hear from you bob, it has been a bit(hasn't it, i cant tell)

[Wolves are fine... but NO Luna Wolves (they'll kill us all!) or Space Wolves (they really need to shave, and are probably too thick to use the door anyway...).
Other than that, Okay! ]

I would agree to banning Space Wolves, but only because it's the thin end of the wedge towards accepting Ultramarines. Last thing you want in a subversive organisation (or, in my opinion, anywhere else) is an ultramarine.

I think Ultramarines would know the value of stealth, but Space Wolves definately wouldn't! Dark Angels would as they're always upto sneaky stuff...
Maybe Marines should be left out?

Except Obliv, of course!

Ultramarines are not mentally equipped to deal with ambiguity. It's all black or white (or is it black or blue). They are the epitome of rigid inflexibility. And they're really easy to paint so most novice know-nothings take them as an army, based around the basic units they got in the 40K box. Just turn up to a GW gaming day and see how those blue guys outnumber all other troops put together.