h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dang, m'dear... I'm drawing a blank...

Oooo.... Don't draw a blank, draw from Michele Thomas Designs!??





(Hey, I'm terribly terribly sleepy...)

Okay, let's brainstorm....

How about


"Michele is swell, so give her a yell"

or

When you're in doubt, call for Thomas...Michele Thomas.

Don't get yourself no traffic fines, but drive real fast to Michele Thomas Designs.

Michele

Actually, Michele I was insulting your parents. "Your mother is a hamster and your father has the odor of elderberries." ... remember John Cleese hurling insults with a heavy French accent on the castle wall in 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'?

Naturally, I wasn't serious. I've never met your mother, so I wouldn't know if she resembles a small furry rodent.

::remembers the joke about the scotsman who wanted to attend a costume party but was to mean to buy a costume and carried a girl on his shoulders instead. when the doorman asked him what the idea was he simply answered: i am tortoise - and this is michelle::

Hee hee hee. Terribly adorable, that.

::keeps thinking of cute things to say about Michele Thomas Designs::

Herrrrrrmmmm.....

"I spit on thee, I spit on thee, I spit on thee!"

That was from The Holy Grail wasn't it? Or was it from Jaberwakie (sp)? I get confused...

You guys are so good!

I kind of like AW's idea. The one for your networking group.. not about your dad smelling like elderberries..


I didn't know you had told anyone about that Michele

LOL

... I love you people.

(The Klingon language has no word for "to be," by the way. )

The fact that my mother is a hamster confuses the hell out of the s

Now the elderberry thing with my father...he originally smelled like persimmons, but we had to draw the line somewhere...



Ahhh Monty Python - some of my fondest memories!

"...candid photographs. Know what I mean?" (nudge-nudge,wink-wink)

"...sleeping? What do you mean the parrot is sleeping? It's bloody dead you imbecile!"

nah, it's just pining for the fjords

can anybody tell me what happened to the ing thread where we used to worship the mighty god of and his ing high priestesses

i cann't find it and i wanted to revive it, clear it of webs and and sit by the piano and play:

You must remember this,
a is still a
A is just a
The fundamental things a
As goes .

And when to lovers ,
they still say I you,
On that you can re
No matter what the future s
As time goes

Moon and love never out of date,
Hearts full of passion jealousy and ,
Woman needs a , and man must have his ,
That no one can de.

It's still the same old story, a fight for and glory,
A case of or , The world will always welcome ers
As time goes .

Hold on dear - I'll run over and unlock the temple door for you...

There you go dear! Door is unlocked - you might want to stock up on and beer nuts before you go though... cheers>

What a romantic ing song, Pierce!



*swoons*

Oh, Pierce, you sing so -ifully!

*gets all y eyed*

You're all sentimental fools.

I'm getting sentimental over you....

I can do Meloncollie baby, too, but the collie has just run off with the last melon.