h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you should try some of them steroids what the baseballplayers and other sports idols use. wash them down with strong . really makes you y'know

And there is definitely a shortage of s!!!

Do they have any with steroidphonic sound?

My poison of choice for waking up is a "mango sunrise" smoothie with "mind" and "energy" enhancers loaded in it - a fine step up from my previous brew -- Mountain Dew with Emergen-C dumped in it.

i start my day with a glass of apple juice and some yoghurt sweetened with raisins and when i get to w*rk i brew strong black . an hour later i eat a couple of italian buns al fresco (no butter or anything else added)

and i can still read my paper and keep my household without any help whatsoever

i forgot to mention i can still chew my too...

I start my morning with an egg, a piece of toast and an apple.

Then it's off to work where I drink 1 cup of decalf coffee and 42 glasses of water...

then lunch

then an orange and 58 more glasses of water



then I have to swim home...

I start the day with a bowl of cereal and nuts and prunes soaked in apple juice, accompanied by a banana and some coffee with skim milk.
Plus three huge pills. <

I don't usually anything more until lunch.

with pills the size of s i can surely understand why

Pierce & Paul - lets meet somewhere between the three of us for breakfast... Hmmm I'm in Kansas City, and Paul is in Boston, and where are you again Pierce?

*tries to triangulate without the help of NASA*

Oh sure.. don't invite me.. must be the Mountain Dew with Emergen-C that did it..

I actually can't eat breakfast. Since my uh.. eventful summer.. I can't eat until at least an hour after I take my morning meds. By that time I'm busy rushing to get to w**k.

i'm in denmark, michelle. my guess is that london will be the best/easiest place for all os us to meet. but since we are discussing breakfast why don't we make an extra effort while we are at it and meet in paris instead? the -croissants there are second to none. as is their .

the weather should be better there too

and since you will probably both go via new york why don't you pick up on your way?

It's not that you "weren't" invited Batty... it's just that I failed to invite you... a definite error on my part - but not planned!

Paris for breakfast? Brilliant! I croissants! Then afterwards we can stroll down some of the lanes in Paris, do a little site-seeing and end up at the Eiffel tower for dinner maybe?

Ooh! I like Paris.. and I love croissants and !!!

Would you settle for going via Charlotte though? I'm not in NY anymore - the good news is I believe British Airways, Lufthansa and Air France all come into Charlotte.

oops, sorry, i forgot about your move, .

luckily it doesn't seem to affect our plans. of course both lusthansa (as we call it here) and air trance (as we call it here) fly to paris

dinner in paris is probably an even better idea than breakfast in paris. we should try 'Le Grand Vefour'. three in guide michelin must mean something, right?

I have to make sure that I visit the museums, so maybe we should plan on being there for more than just one day - a week maybe? Then we can enjoy several "breakfast" and several "dinner"s and maybe a few lunchs thrown in for good measure?

Yes, dinner in Paris is the best idea, because it usually includes breakfast, France being the way it is.

Ooh! A week long dinner. My kind of meal!!!

And don't forget to wash it down with some of the excellent wines that the French have.

if you are thinking of the louvre i think we should settle for a whole month. we wouldn't have to go there every day, though. we could make outings to places like bretagne and provence on and off. there's good eating too

and maybe the french riviera with the casino in monte carlo and the film festival in cannes?