h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Making one's way cautiously through the haunted dungeon, one finds a pair of oak and stained glass doors with S on one door, and G on the other, done in purple glass with the majority of the rest of the doors being black glass. Within the black glass, there seems to be flickering bits of light that seem almost like stars, but are actually pinpoint sized mage lights. The door handles are made of diamonds that were magically altered to have a purple tint to them.

When one opens the doors, they find a large chamber. The chamber extends under the red tower, and kitchen, with secret passageways to each. In this dungeon, everything is well preserved and tended. Half a dozen mortal man servants are constantly running around seeing that their mistress' dungeo stays in perfect order. Each man servant is wearing a pair of black leather pants, a solid pair of boots, and a spiked collar around their neck.

In the back there's an area that's enclosed completely by stained glass with a spiderweb design running between the pieces of glass. To one side of this divider is a doorway that has a sign built into it's stained glass that says "No one beyond this point without expressed permision of the mistress!". Through the glass there can be seen light that flickers in a fasion similar to a candle, and upon the glass there is a feminine silhouette and the soft sounds of singing, enchanting and luring to any male ears withing hearing distance.

The Silhouette makes her way to the door in the stained glass, and opens it to walk into the main room of the priviate dungeon. She's wearing a deep violet silk gown that comes to the floor, has a low cut neckline, a slit up the left side, and long bell sleeves. Over the gown she wears a black leather bodic, laced up the front with lavendar ribbon, and there's a belt with a ring of keys hanging on her hips. She's wearing thigh high black leather boots that lace up the side from the knee up, and she has a dagger in it's sheath tucked into the top of her left boot where she can get at it through the slit in her skirt.

As she walks around the dungeon to inspect the work of the man servants, she continues to softly sing the tune she'd been singing in the privacy of her room behind the stained glass.

Drops off a house warming gift...a baby Panther, to go with her outfit. He ought to make a good watch cat for your dungeon.

*Saturn Girl inspects the baby panther, then imediately sets her mortal man servants to work at adding a cat door into the bedroom behind the stained glass.*

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You've got the place looking good.

Thank you

yes, very nice.

*goggles at manservants

*Saturn Girl sits down on one of the tables with chains, and wrist and ankle shackles... and as she idly plays with one of the chains, she tries to think of a good name for her new Panther.*

panthy
blackie - panthers are black, aren't they?
kitty
vicious
killer
precious
snookums
fluffy
big bad kitty cat
aha! i've got it! red dog!

*Saturn Girl continues to think... wondering where the voice she was hearing was coming from. She reaches down, and scratches her Panther behind his ears, and he nuzzles up against her leg.*

How about I call you Luke?

*Panther jumps up onto the table next to Saturn Girl and rests his head in her lap. She smiles*

*deep in the shadows a shimmering haze might just be observed as an astral projection of the Red Mage enters the dungeon*

*a scrying spell is cast to ascertain recent events in the room*

Hmmmmm ... some mischief is afoot from the one known as sea. I must give her a little, um .. attention ! Yes attention is the word.

*Saturn Girl can sense a couple of presences in the room. She looks around and sees no one.*

Okay, this isn't funny... who's there?

*She looks around. Her mortal man servants all look at one another puzzled, and shrug their shoulders.*

poor SG. all these astral projections and disembodied voices in her dungeon...

Boo !!!

An astral floats into the room.

I should have known that a haunted castle would hardly be a safe place to run a dungeon like mine... I may be able to keep underage mortals out... but what about the ghostly ones? *sits on the table, thinking... scratches Luke's ears as she sits and thinks.*

Don't worry, S.G. I'll keep the little ghost and Vulpix out

...but what about encouraging visits from some who might appriciate my talents? All I can get is one red wizard who is nothing more than a representation of his real self *pouts*

*a blinding flash is seen in the centre of the dungeon and a cloud of red smoke emmanates announcing the arrival of a certain Red Wizard*

*cough ~ cough ~ cough ~ stumble ~ crash*

Arrgghhh I`ve blinded myself again, curse those damn wizardly codes of conduct. If I had my way a taxi would be perfectly adequate way of getting around. Now where in the red blazes have I manifested myself now.

*looks around*

Bludy hell - a dungeon and Saturn Girl ... now there`s a turn up for the books . All it needs now is some scantily clad man servants with limited mental capabilities.

*spots scantily clad man servants*