h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::wipes from his eyes::
Apologies in advance; sounds ominous.

I believe the appology was for spaming the forum.

*Begins to shuffle towards the door, chains and all, trying to look inconspicuous.*

*Saturn Girl didn't realize BBW was strong enough to take a whole table along with the chains, and everything. She whistles to her mortal man servants, they swarm BBW, and attempt to subdue him*

well, he IS a werewolf. i always imagine him as being 7 feet tall and 4 feet wide at the shoulders.

apology for both spamming AND for the situation in which your character will find herself in. however, i think you'll find it funny.

I kinda imagine him as about 4 foot tall and hunched with a lionlike mane of fur and unwashed.

*Twists back and forth, making the table legs sweep the minions off their feet, or at least keep them at a distance.*

Er, thanks for the drink...

*pauses to think whether he actually had a drink, decides it doesn't matter.*

...but I really must go now.

*Turns to the door, causing the table to swing, whacking another minion. Discovers that he won't fit through the door with a table on his back.*

Uh, perhaps I COULD stay for another moment or two.

*grins*

Good, now if you'll be a good boy, and put the table back where you found it, everyone'll be happy again...

*She grabs a whip from the near by wall, and gives it a nice hard crack, intentionally missing BBW, but catching one of the table legs and giving it a bit of a tug*

Now, are you gonna be a good werewolf, or do I hav'ta get tough?

*Nonchalantly sidles over to a column and turns his back to it, facing SG. As he speaks to SG, he makes a series of quick twists, trying to whack the table legs against the post in order to break them off.*

So, um, that's a nice whip you have. Is it real leather? And, uh, your friends here seem to be um, a little underdressed.

*The legs have been broken off the table now, and BBW starts to shuffle towards the door.*

::::Sombre Valentine's Day Saturn Girl.
::Leaves aminus the head::

*Saturn Girl shakes her head amused at BBW, and grabs onto an edge of the table [now minus it's legs of course] attempting to slow him down.*

Where do you think you're going?

*She moves up next to him, and whispers in his ear, trying to pursuade him to stay.*

*Saturn Girl shakes her head amused at BBW, and grabs onto an edge of the table [now minus it's legs of course] attempting to slow him down.*

Where do you think you're going?

*She moves up next to him, and whispers in his ear, trying to pursuade him to stay.*

*Saturn Girl shakes her head amused at BBW, and grabs onto an edge of the table [now minus it's legs of course] attempting to slow him down.*

Where do you think you're going?

*She moves up next to him, and whispers in his ear, trying to pursuade him to stay.*

*Saturn Girl shakes her head amused at BBW, and grabs onto an edge of the table [now minus it's legs of course] attempting to slow him down.*

Where do you think you're going?

*She moves up next to him, and whispers in his ear, trying to pursuade him to stay.*

wow, she REALLY wants him to stay....

*blink*kicks h2g2* Sorry about that... it made a mistake when I was trying to post

*Looks doubtful at the first whisper.

Looks interested at the second whisper.

Looks hopeful at the third whisper.

Looks excited at the fourth whisper. *

Well...perhaps I could stay just a little while.

*Saturn Girl grins, and guides BBW over to a new diamond coated, solid cast iron table. While talking to him, and distracting him, quickly latches the chains from the new table on him before undoing the old ones*

wow, i'll have to try that whisper 4x thing...

*Stretches after the first tabletop is unchained from his back.*

Ah, thank you.

*Notices the chains attaching him to the new table.*

Oh, excuse me, but you've somehow gotten these chains attached to me. And, um, isn't this table a little hard, for, um, you know.

*looks innocent* A little too hard for what?