h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wonders where the fly came from... grabs a fly swatter, and smashes it, then starts ranting to her man servants as she hands over her bat to Sea*

I thought I told you boys that I don't want to find any flys in here! If I find another, no nightly whippings for a week!

*closes her hands over the bat*

*white light seeps from between her fingers*

*opens hands and the bat flies out, good as new*

there. all better.

Yay! *pets her pet bat, who is now much better*

Now what do you suggest we do to the meanie who hurt him to start with?

*puts hand straight up like a rocket*

Miss !! Miss !! Me Miss - I have an idea Miss !!

let's hear it, reddykins...

*a similar fly device is unseen in a crack in the wall*
[in the merc room] *shudders*

*takes Red Dog by an arm, and guides him to the back room of the dungeon to tell her the plan.*

IM me with the plan SaturnGirl6... and if you don't have AIM, email me [email protected]

*fly-like device becomes gray ant-like device, and crawls stealthily along the walls to the back room, still listening*

*Saturn Girl is glad her back room is air tight, as she closes the door right behind her*

*pulls out combination bug spray & motion stopping agent (it'll kill anything buggy and stick it to the wall), stalks ant*

*ant is only a half of the bugging device, but it is the most versatile. It sprouts a small laser-drill and drills into the wall, making it's way to the back room anyway*

*In the time it takes for the ant to drill through the wall, Red Dog has already shared the plan with Saturn Girl and they're headed back out to the main room again*

*you can almost hear the ant swear*

*giggles*

*is really looking for a good smart-@$$ response, but they just aren't coming* *the fly continues to send, and CV barricades some more*

*Saturn Girl walks around her abandoned dungeon, waking up man servants as she walks around. They looks around as they wake, then rush to start clearing the layer of dust that has taken over the main dungeon area. Saturn Girl retires to her private room, which had been kept in perfect order while she was away*

*sneaking in the Red Mage superglues the door to the Private Room shut and places several wards and guard spells over it to seal it for eternity*

Mwah hah hah hah hah hah

*grumbles, mutters, and climbs over the top to get out. Then swiftly goes to find the Red Mage she knows is responcible. However, fortunately for him, she's so mad that her high heals are clicking on the floors so loud it can be hear througout the castle*