A Conversation for The Potato Army HQ
Aunt Edith
Lurcher Posted Dec 5, 2001
*GHG withdraws a collapsable mortar from his top pocket, aligns it, and sends a full charge of Colorado beetle larvae towards the spud lovin` no-hopers*
Them`s anti-antidote treated larvae, just in case you wondered !!
AND they grow quick.
Aunt Edith
tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Dec 5, 2001
*just in time tuc preses a button on his combat gear and is suddenly incased in anti colorado beetle larvae and all things know to man beast or alien armour, floh though is not so lucky and now has the things sprouting all over her*
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS YOU ANTIE EIDITH SIDE KICK YOU
*fires off ten rounds of acid roast potatoes in a fit of dispair*
Aunt Edith
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Dec 5, 2001
*Hopes that his splendid new uniform doesn`t get stained in case she has to use her gammer ray*
Is it real velour?
Aunt Edith
Lurcher Posted Dec 6, 2001
* Wonders how floh can still speak, with them things sprouting all over her *
Err...no, actually it`s Cashmere, with a di-ionised spectral weave, overlaid with titanium micro-meshed enhancing fibres.
Unique, actually.
Aunt Edith
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 6, 2001
*Blinded by Luncher's shining Epaulets, staggers in and knocks aside. Gets hit by Tuc's attack.* "Ow!"
*Snickers at ghost, then pulls out a baby potato and a potato peeler. "O.K., Spud-lovers, Lay down them Acid Roast Potatoes or the Baby Spud Get's it!!"
I always wanted to say that.
Aunt Edith
tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Dec 6, 2001
AAhhh noooooo don't you harm that poor harmless potato
Quick floh the rays
Aunt Edith
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 6, 2001
No, no, not....The Rays!!!
*Tosses baby spud down, 
*
Aunt Edith
Lurcher Posted Dec 6, 2001
* GHG puts on his Ray-Bans ( ) *
It`s a bit dark suddenly, am I facing the right way ??
Aunt Edith
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 7, 2001
(persuasively) Yes, Lurcher, face that way.
(from the doorway) No, Lurcher!! Don't listen to She's affiliated with the Spud-lovers!
(snaps fingers) curses! I'm Outed!
Aunt Edith
tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Dec 7, 2001
*tuc quickly flies accross the floor and tries to catch the baby spud*
Aunt Edith
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Dec 7, 2001
*trying to draw attention from tuc and the baby spud*
AND FACE THIS !!! 
BLAM
Aunt Edith
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 7, 2001
*Watches as the poor, innocent baby spud lands safely in the capable hands of Tuc. Slightly bruised, the poor little guy lays there, shivering.*
*Shoves Lurcher to one side, is hit by the Ray.*
ZZZzzt!
"Cough, cough! Ah'm roadkill!"
*Looks at the dead armadillo.* "I'm not cleaning that up."
*Deep in the Texas Backwoods, an armadillo is running 'shine past the cops. As he neatly evades the roadblock, he happens to notice a red light blinking on his dashboard. He mutters"Looks like 101 bought it. *Sniff* Well, I guess that means I'm up." Turns his Chevy Pickup north and heads for H2G2, heavily fortified for the battle to come with a truckful of moonshine.*
Aunt Edith
Lurcher Posted Dec 7, 2001
Well now we know who our friends are !!
* Silently mourns the passing of BU.afT 101, but knows, without a doubt, that another brave soul is on his way*
*I always suspected that . Can`t trust what you can`t grab hold of, I always say*
Come on then, you miserable rabble, take a close look at that pathetic baby spud. It`s INFECTED!!!
Aunt Edith
tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Dec 8, 2001
*tuc suddenly feels a burning sensation in his hands*
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
*he drops the spud*
MY HANDS !!!!
Aunt Edith
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 11, 2001
OO! That looks painful. *offers him some asprin and bandages*
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- 61: Lurcher (Dec 5, 2001)
- 62: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Dec 5, 2001)
- 63: Lurcher (Dec 5, 2001)
- 64: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 5, 2001)
- 65: Lurcher (Dec 6, 2001)
- 66: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 6, 2001)
- 67: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Dec 6, 2001)
- 68: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 6, 2001)
- 69: Lurcher (Dec 6, 2001)
- 70: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 6, 2001)
- 71: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 7, 2001)
- 72: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Dec 7, 2001)
- 73: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 7, 2001)
- 74: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 7, 2001)
- 75: Lurcher (Dec 7, 2001)
- 76: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 7, 2001)
- 77: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Dec 8, 2001)
- 78: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 8, 2001)
- 79: Lurcher (Dec 10, 2001)
- 80: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 11, 2001)
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