A Conversation for The Potato Army HQ
Aunt Edith
tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Nov 28, 2001
Whats wrong do we have a texan scardey armodillo?
Aunt Edith
tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Nov 30, 2001
Letsmake him in to a spicey burrito
Aunt Edith
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 2, 2001
*Big Ugly armadillo from Texas stares in horror at the spilled beer.
Sacrilege!!! (and a waste of good beer!) Shaking one scaley fist at the potato-lovers, he hauls out his shotgun...
And realises He forgot to load it.* Oh, Oh.
*scrambling frantically, he fumbles with the shotgun shells...*
sorry-I was offline
Aunt Edith
Lurcher Posted Dec 2, 2001
Ah, Just in time, it would appear!!
*the Grand High General of Aunt Edith`s Army, resplendent in obviously hand tailored, highly decorative uniform, appears beside BUAfT, draws his sword menacingly*
A slight problem, is there?
*Looks at the beer stain on the ground*
I hope that wasn`t the last one,BUAfT??
Aunt Edith
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 2, 2001
*still scrambling for the shotgun shells, snarls* Check ynder mah armor, they may be anuther un.*Misses shells, curses* Aw, heck with it!
*reverses shotgun, swings it like a club, aiming for the nearest Spud-lover* 
Aunt Edith
Lurcher Posted Dec 2, 2001
*Finds another beer, takes a long satisfying draught*
Now ,calm down, we`ll soon sort this lot out 
*The gleaming sword becomes a blur as GHG goes to Attack Mode*
Aunt Edith
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Dec 3, 2001
*looks at the obviously hand tailored, highly decorative uniform* 
Aunt Edith
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 4, 2001
dazzling, ain't it?
Catches shotgun in mid swing, slips in 2 shells, pulls trigger...
Ow!
*Looks down at the 2 holes blasted through him, *
(Cough) Ah'm Hit!!
*Fortunately the shells missed the built-in cooler in his armor. Pulls out a six pack to kill the pain. Limping towards the door,B.U.afT. throws it open. Outside are 20 Armadillos (The drone army; Normal size, and slightly rabid).*
(cough, cough), Sic 'em, boys!
Armadillo drones begin to surge mindlessly forward...
Aunt Edith
tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Dec 4, 2001
*quickly blasts off two shots from his spud gun (filled with deadly poisened mashed potato) both hit the texan full on in the face*
Ha ha take that scumbag
Aunt Edith
feadah Posted Dec 4, 2001
shall i call in the long range roastie artillery?
or shall we just take them on hand-to-hand with the new titanium potato peelers with the diamond edge blade and double headed axe attachment?
Aunt Edith
Lurcher Posted Dec 4, 2001
* GHG carefully avoids the mindlessly surging drones and passes
BUafT a "Rapid Regenerating Field Dressing" *
Slap that on, BUafT, but don`t breathe `til it sets.
*Hoists the signal... Enemy in sight*
*Erects the potato disintegrating barrier, switches to full strength*
Aunt Edith
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 4, 2001
Thanks, Grand High General, Ah needed that. 
How long does it take to set???
*Mindless drones begin nibbling on Floh's toes...*
Aunt Edith
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 4, 2001
*Watches the big Texan die slowly from poisoning and hypoxia. Chalks up another Armadillo.(Has a scoreboard and a little rubber stamp shaped like an armadillo).*
's Brother(#101) stomps in. Seeing his sibling dead, shakes his fist at the spud lovers. "You'll never get us all!"
Aunt Edith
tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Dec 5, 2001
Wanna bet
*fires a round of acid laced anti disintegrating mashed potato at him*
Aunt Edith
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 5, 2001
...and he doesn't disintegrate. Ow! The acid burns, though.
Meanwhile, the armadillo drones are nibbling away at Floh's shoes.
One is biting Tuc on the ankle. (I think it's the Were-Armadillo...) 
Aunt Edith
tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Dec 5, 2001
*shoots at the drones bitting his and flohs feet*
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- 42: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Nov 28, 2001)
- 43: Floh Fortuneswell (Nov 29, 2001)
- 44: Floh Fortuneswell (Nov 29, 2001)
- 45: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Nov 30, 2001)
- 46: Floh Fortuneswell (Nov 30, 2001)
- 47: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 2, 2001)
- 48: Lurcher (Dec 2, 2001)
- 49: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 2, 2001)
- 50: Lurcher (Dec 2, 2001)
- 51: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 3, 2001)
- 52: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 4, 2001)
- 53: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Dec 4, 2001)
- 54: feadah (Dec 4, 2001)
- 55: Lurcher (Dec 4, 2001)
- 56: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 4, 2001)
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- 58: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Dec 5, 2001)
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