h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Surely you cancel yourself out then.

Really? I didn't know that loonyism and hippyism were mutually exclusive... quite the opposite, I would have thought.

Of course they are. I mean, hippies aren't loonies.

Dude, like, slow down, this is totally far out.

Oh, I saw a documentry last night about the hippies. I now see them as my arch-enemies and will do everything in my power to wipe them from the face of the earth.

So how are things with you?

I'm rather good thanks, I didn't see that documentary, but I'm sure it must have been really convincing to make you think that, and I'm sure I'd feel the same way.

*cough*

Good. We'll start by getting rid of them from hootoo. I suggest a pilgrim-like witch hunt.

Cats-eyes is a hippie!

Hey! That's not very nice! I'm too young to be a hippy! I'm still in the same-ness, what-they-like-I-like phase of life!


(Although I do play a hippie who, for lack of a better word, is called either Hippie or Groupie in our drama production...)

Cat

Some good practise, there.

So you admit to being a hippie?!!

*Begins to put firewood around the stake.*

Guilty as charged. See post 2959.

Then by the power invested in me, by the trees that I cut down in te wood, and this matchbox which took me ages to locate (I was certain that I left it on the mantle , I sentence you to death by burning!

Now if you'll please just tie yourself onto the stake as I'm not very good at knots.

Now, now gentleman, I think we should all try and remember that we're all creatures under the great god Om, failing that I think pistols at dawn should settle the matter nicely.

Oh good an Omnian.

*Takes the Omnian pamphlets from slightlyfoxed and added them to the fireword pile.*

That should keep it going for longer.

A'ha, an infidel and a heretic,

*takes out flint and tinder from robe, and begins striking sparks*

I thought that you Omnians had moved on from brutal torcher.

*cough*

You mean you thought the Omnians had moved further on than you?

Hey, We've moved on so far we're almost on the Sto Plains.

I took a wrong turn and ended up in FourEcks.