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Innuendo, Rumour, Idle Speculation and Big Fat Fibs
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 6, 2001
'Garth, I'm going to be frank'
'Can I still be Garth?'
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Oct 6, 2001
:::RUMOUR No 4:::
I have just heard from an impeccable source close to the upper management of S*P*A that Prof Christopher Tonks actually failed his Science GCSE and is covering up the fact
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Arlecchino (school gets in the way) Posted Oct 6, 2001
::RUMOR No5::
S*P*A agent Afgncaap5 lives in Cedar City, Utah, with a poodle named "precious", no musical instruments, and no Wierd Al albums. He has never beaten any of the Zork games without refering to *all* the Invisiclues!
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Oct 6, 2001
Rumour #4 is flat wrong. Christopher Tonks is actually a cover name for the alien who makes up the GCSE exams.
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Arlecchino (school gets in the way) Posted Oct 6, 2001
Lil seems to know a lot about that Tonks character...
::Rumour No6::
Lil is really Mary Ann, and P.C.Tonks is the Professor. They stayed behind on the island to raise a love child after Gilligan, the Skipper, too, the Millionare and his wife were all rescued. No one knows what became of the Movie Star...
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 6, 2001
Rumour number 6:
unbeknownst to sea, GL has been carrying on with arl of all people behind closed doors
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Arlecchino (school gets in the way) Posted Oct 6, 2001
1st of all, that was rumour number 7, not number 6.
Second of all, the doors were open, and she was just giving me a Tarot reading!
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 6, 2001
she? i said you and GL were carrying on. no females in *that* relationship, boyo
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Arlecchino (school gets in the way) Posted Oct 6, 2001
Oh, I misread. I thought you'd actually caught me and sea, er... um.... sorry bout that..
No, me and GL have nothing going on, as poodles named "precious" are not my type. I catagorically deny all such accusations.
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Oct 7, 2001
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Oct 7, 2001
:::RUMOUR No 8:::
Prof Christopher Tonks real name is Christopher Tonks *True*
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Oct 7, 2001
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Oct 7, 2001
*consults handbook*
slime, mucus related substances and ectoplasm are all the responsibility of Ex-Rambling.
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Oct 7, 2001
Ghost> here's your mucus, Egon.(gratuitous Ghostbuster reference#1)
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Big Bad Werewolf Posted Oct 7, 2001
Rumour No. 9
Marv is actually the missing movie star! After being rescued from Giligan's island, she started a pet grooming business and spends most of her time trimming poodles, some of which are named 'Precious'. She has never owned a Jeep, truck or anything with 4-wheel drive and she only drinks decaf coffee.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Oct 10, 2001
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- 41: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 6, 2001)
- 42: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Oct 6, 2001)
- 43: Arlecchino (school gets in the way) (Oct 6, 2001)
- 44: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Oct 6, 2001)
- 45: Arlecchino (school gets in the way) (Oct 6, 2001)
- 46: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 6, 2001)
- 47: Arlecchino (school gets in the way) (Oct 6, 2001)
- 48: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 6, 2001)
- 49: Arlecchino (school gets in the way) (Oct 6, 2001)
- 50: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Oct 7, 2001)
- 51: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Oct 7, 2001)
- 52: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Oct 7, 2001)
- 53: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Oct 7, 2001)
- 54: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Oct 7, 2001)
- 55: Big Bad Werewolf (Oct 7, 2001)
- 56: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Oct 10, 2001)
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