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Innuendo, Rumour, Idle Speculation and Big Fat Fibs
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Oct 5, 2001
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As an introductory offer we are throwing in 2 Big Fat Fibs for the price of 1 today only.
:::Big Fat Fib No 1:::
Garius Lupus is NOT A WOLF. In reality he is a small white Poodle living in a luxury apartment in Toronto and answers to the name of `Precious`.
:::Big Fat Fib No 2:::
sea is really a 6' 6" 300lb lumberjack called Frank who lives by himself in a log cabin in Montana.
Innuendo, Rumour, Idle Speculation and Big Fat Fibs
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 5, 2001
i have photographic evindence. not here, obviously. its in my house in a safe. i dont know where the safe is however, and i have lost the key. youll just have to take my word for it, baby.
Innuendo, Rumour, Idle Speculation and Big Fat Fibs
Big Bad Werewolf Posted Oct 5, 2001
What are YOU doing up at this hour, RD? 
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Oct 5, 2001
Oh just thinking up more devilish things to torment Frank with ... I get special permission to stay up past my bedtime on friday nights . Glad you liked the Big Fat Fibs 
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Arlecchino (school gets in the way) Posted Oct 5, 2001
I have evidence that another S*P*A member, Irving Washington, is ALSO a big strong lumberjack!
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Big Bad Werewolf Posted Oct 5, 2001
They were hilarious. I'm still chuckling.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Oct 5, 2001
*whispers*
You don`t need evidence to post in this thread Arl ... merely a vivid imagination and no conscience
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Oct 5, 2001
ohhhh, i get it! frank!
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Arlecchino (school gets in the way) Posted Oct 6, 2001
Look, Red Dog, let me be Frank with you...
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Oct 6, 2001
*morphs into valley girl*
*twirls hair*
but... like... i thought /i/ was frank.
*inane giggles*
*morphs back into sea*
*sea shakes her head*
THAT was DISTURBING.
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Arlecchino (school gets in the way) Posted Oct 6, 2001
That WAS disturbing!
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Oct 6, 2001
is Frank still here?
actually, better "disturbing" than "Precious" anyday!
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Oct 6, 2001
'scuse me. i have to go perform emergency personality removal surgery on myself. can't have me sickening myself all the time...
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Arlecchino (school gets in the way) Posted Oct 6, 2001
...
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Oct 6, 2001
is it a score if she has to remove her Frank?
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Oct 6, 2001
*hides frank*
what frank?! i don't see a frank! 
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Oct 6, 2001
ly laughter. here, put that frank to good use. ::produces bun, chili and onions, creates the perfect 
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Arlecchino (school gets in the way) Posted Oct 6, 2001
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
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- 24: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Oct 5, 2001)
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