h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So what if we wreck this plannet.


Sooner or later the snivle it's got will turn into a full blown cold and after it has had a fit of coughing and sneezing it might have got rid of a lot of the germs that infest it.

Raedy for the next lot to come along.

"Home".

If only it were that easy.

We could always try hitchhiking to the stars




Now where did I get that idea

What if we created our own political party? The H2G2-party? With the book as the party's political outlines and directions and with a nice cello playing dark haired woman, I forgot her name, as chairwoman and next PM? VOTE FOR ARTHUR DENT VOTE FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!

Watta watta watta

LisTen........we is da master race, chosen by God, to dominate. It's up to us to rule da stars, not some other alien sod. We shine da path that others follow.

We must vote now 4 who is rite, who has da mite..........it is us that shoulds tells da world watta do + not da other way round. Big up da armies, Navies et al..........we should conquer da world + then the Universey. Immigration est good..........dey add flavour 2 our race.

Yeah, vote Greens babay.

Da Joyika

The word of god was written by the hand of man.


We chose him not the other way round.

acha acha acha........

I agree..........we made da God, but da Britishers are a beacon of light + hope in da world............our policies make people from around the globe watta live here - and long may it continue.........we need da foreign brains. Homegrown talent is lackig.

Immigration is a good thig babay. Politicians take note

Da Joyika

I can't wait for the results in Barking and Blackburn, I sure wish I lived in one of those.

Barking sees Margaret Hodge challenged by independent Demetrious Panton and Blackburn sees Jack Straw challenged by Craig Murray another independent.

Its funny how people say police/hospitals/tax/schools etc are their priorities, mine are being alive and if we don't clean up the air and other polluted parts of our planet, what do the rest matter? How can the environment be so low in everyones priorities, what do they think they stand on, drink, breathe? Somehow that is not important?

Because to them the problem can wait for another day.
They can see a problem with the environment but it's not imminent so why worry.
When they do start to worry it will be too late(as usual)



I live near Barking and I can tell you, you realy don't want to live there.(well I don't that's for sure)

Does that mean Hodge is your MP, you have my sympathies if that is the case!

Not mine happily

Acha acha acha
Da time est drawig near for votig. Vote wit your pants on. The world matters so vote green if u care.

Wattaray bro

Da Joyika

This message: "Please note: Any discussions about about the General Election should take place at the h2g2 General Election Forum." still appears in Ask h2g2 in the add thread page. Shouldn't that be taken down now that the election is over?

Indeed it should! And thanks for spotting that for us!

Paully

Watta up

I watta write acjildren's story book...........I have an idea.........how best to go about it please???

Wattaray Bro the Dog