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Researcher 185550 Posted Oct 31, 2002
The people who were trying to assassinate you somewhere in the backlog.
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Arthbard Posted Oct 31, 2002
No, I'm sure they do, too. I think they just didn't want to admit it.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Nov 1, 2002
They must have done it for a bet or a dare.
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Arthbard Posted Nov 7, 2002
Yeah, if I had a quarter for all the people I've tried to assassinate on a dare I'd...Well...Let's see...There was...No, that wasn't me, but...Then...Well, I'd have something, I'm sure...
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Arthbard Posted Nov 7, 2002
Yeah. I'd have more if I counted all the times I've assassinated myself.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Nov 14, 2002
Yeah but the quarter's gotta come from somewhere, so the fee for trying to assassinate you's gotta be a quarter.
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Arthbard Posted Nov 14, 2002
Only a quarter? Geez...I thought I'd be worth a couple of bucks at least.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Nov 23, 2002
Oh don't worry. Lots of people want to kill you. You'll make loads of money.
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Arthbard Posted Nov 25, 2002
Good point. Besides, quarters aren't so bad. I can use them to play arcade games and stuff.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Nov 26, 2002
Yeah. See? Every shroud- er, cloud, has a silver lining.
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Arthbard Posted Nov 27, 2002
What? Why would a cloud need a silver lining? It wouldn't know what to do with it.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Dec 3, 2002
If I was a cloud I'd know what to do with it. I'd sell it. And I'd be a pretty big cloud, so I'd have a pretty big silver lining. I'd be the richest cloud in the world.
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Arthbard Posted Dec 5, 2002
But if you were a cloud, and you sold your silver lining, then you wouldn't have your siler lining, anymore, so the whole every cloud having a silver lining thing would be completely inaccurate, unless, of course, the loss of the silver lining means you no longer technically qualify as a cloud.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Dec 7, 2002
Correct. So I'd be the richest... um, I'd be rich. Very.
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Arthbard Posted Dec 9, 2002
Yes. You'd be rich, but you'd be lonely. All of the other clouds would shun this non-silver-line-having freak of nature. You'd be an outcast. Clouds would point and laugh. At least the ones shaped like fingers or arrows would point. I'm not sure about the others. I haven't heard any laugh, but some of them might.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Dec 10, 2002
Well, I'd found a new cloud society! I'd found it on the basic principles of Truth, Freedom, Justice, Love, and a Hard- Boiled Egg! And the other clouds could see how they like /that/.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 16, 2003
Yur, but I'd have risen above that. I could sneer at them in disgust at their crudeness.
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