A Conversation for Cheese, Why It's Better Than You And Everything Else

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Post 141

Yael Smith

Amen.
::Marks little dots in the shape of a Swiss cheese in mid-air::
smiley - angel


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Post 142

Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)

The divinity of cheese shall be known by all, but only in a friendly and non-intrusive kind of way, cos cheese isn't irritatingly self righteous and doesn't go in for door knocking, leafleteering or T.V evangelism.


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Post 143

Yael Smith

So no Cheese Broadcast Network to launch, then?smiley - erm


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Post 144

Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)

Hmmmm. You never know, it would be pretty damn good wouldn't it!


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Post 145

Yael Smith

smiley - okYup.


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Post 146

Researcher 241026

How about Chees vs the almighty powers of the Bunny?

--Ray


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Post 147

Yael Smith

smiley - bunny?
Hmmm....smiley - erm


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Post 148

Sneaky

'Cheese tastes nicer than .22 caliber slugs in the brain.'

You might want to up the caliber there, as a .22 is puny and may not peirce the skull (theory of the rubber bullet). I'd reccomend at least a 9mm, but a .45 cal would probably be more accurate.

Cheese v. Air? I'd like to see those arguments.

smiley - aliensmile


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Post 149

Yael Smith

.22 are really tiny, I agree.
.45 aren't that amazingly big, really.
What do you use for an M-16? They'll do. Probably 9mm, right?


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Post 150

Sneaky

.45 cal is almost half an inch, I'd say that was pretty big, for a sidearm. It also has the best stopping power short of a .357 mag, which is actually .38cal in a longer cartridge. An M16 uses 7.62mm (approx .227cal, just a smidge bigger) with a bunch of powder behind it. I come from a long line of gun nuts.

So how about it? Cheese vs. Air? That one would be hillarious.

smiley - aliensmile


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Post 151

Bob Gone for good read the jornal

I dont know, "you need cheese to live air you can do without" that says it all really smiley - winkeye


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Post 152

Yael Smith

Cheese does not change and cools or heats spontaneously. Air does.


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Post 153

nighthoover

Has to be cheese very time, even against air/oxygen...


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