h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They could study cheese instead.

Are dairy products considered a science?

They'd have to be or the geology students wouldn't have anything to do.

The study of cheese is a most onnerable persuit and vocation.
Cheese represents all that is good and the destony of al cheese must be for the greater good of mankind.
Most probably, obviously.

How about Cheese Vs Black Denim Jeans? Black denim jeans are surely the hottest fashion accessory this side of Andromeda . If you tried to wear cheese you'd get stuck to seats and peolple and things that you might not like.

You could extend this to other undeniably cool fashion accessories, such as V.long black leather coats, black leather boots...the colour black? Leather? Denim?

Ooh, I was so close to disagreeing with the black denim, but I had to leave and pack my bag for a wind-band competition I was going to. A rather nice guy sitting in front of me in the bus (I'm not naming him, his best friend's on H2G2) was wearing black jeans. You have my full support, fluorescent.

~~A~~

Blue denim for this gal, as long as they're tight!
And Someone- try cheese Vs. Tuna.

Black denim jeans may the hottest fashion accesory this side of andromeda but what about everywhere else??? Answer me that! Also the comments you made are obviously directed at BBBB's "dress sense" as you described pretty much his whole wardrobe. Well you should learn (and pretty damned quick) the BBBB's is not obsessed with petty material things such as clothes. His is concerned more with the important things in life, like err... CHEESE! So you can take your black denim jeans and stuff them up your explitive.

And as for tuna. Can you imagine a cod sandwhich? What about plaice, or haddock? That would be terrible wouldn't it? Tuna like salmon, is fish trying to be an appetising sandwhich filler. And its succeding. Fish was never ment to be in sandwhiches. This deception must end! Down with tuna fish sandwhiches. Especially with cucumber! Long live Cheese. All hail cheese.
Covert Bob, sipping a dry martini
(shaken, not stirred).

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Attractive guy? On a bus? In black denim jeans? Who's best friend is on the guide? Thats me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big Bad Bolsheik Bob (unable to aford martini but commiserating over a large whiskey)

*Frantically hoping that Bob's meaning a different bus* That's a scary amount of punctuation you're using...

And yes, down with tuna and cucumber sandwiches!

~~A~~

I agree completely with the Tuna bit, I hate all fish.
Just wanted to know what you had to say about it.

Up with cheese.
down with black rubber dresses...
and back to searching nighthoover hmm, clothes made from cheese?

OOOHHH! Get out the metaphrical handbags and lets have a girly slappy fight! No need to get catty C.B., if that was you who wrote to me and if it was BBBB then you my darling are in for serious ickiness of the icky variety, if you get my drift.

I don't know what you are talking of.
But, I do know that clothes made from cheese are incredibably practicle; use something smelly, like Stilton, on those ocassions when you don't want people you don't like coming too close.
Works every time.
And, cheese necklaces; now there's hot fassion, and then there are cheese necklaces.
I rest my cheese.

Riiight...

starting to get a little bit obscure now!
But right on for standing up for cheese. A friend and myself had a cheese fight once, a five kilo block of cheddar each and last man standing was the winner(with the strongest stomach).
Only so many toasted sandwiches one person can take in one day, especially with Worcestershire Sauce... mmmmmmmmmm...!!!

BBBB? Someone You Know? Anyone?
Where are you guys?

We are back and ready to rock.

How 'bout rolling?
Welcome back!

Hey you. Someone still loves us!!! Pass the word around. The man (and the other man) is back (are for the pluralistic version for the pedantic) I feel guilty for leaving you on your own but have been fighting the good fight for the revolutionary forces of the world!

We nearly stormed....


Norwich.


Well its a start. Oh various colourful expletives I can't remember smilies... or any guide ML.

Sweet merciful Jesus help me!!!
This is worse than when the FBI had us holed up in that shack in the rockies for switching GW Bush's favourite brand of Sesame street toothpaste for a cheap home brand with less colourful pictures. Nearly causing the downfall of the U.S for sure (he wouldn't come out of the bathroom until it was switched back.
Luckily we fought back by stampeding inbred rednecks in the general direction of the SWAT team.

Oh god have to go and get food then learn things. But will be back in a few short thingies.

::Waits impatiently for the short thingies to pass by::


::Long thingies get in the frame::
Oi! You!! Yes, you, the long thingies! Outta de way! You're blocking the way for the short thingies!

::Long thingies run away::

Trust the FBI to do something right.....


Oopsie!