A Conversation for Cheese, Why It's Better Than You And Everything Else

please make it stop!

Post 1

fluorescent

Make it stop! Enough already.

It is funny but I surrender.

Cheese as Paul Daniels has already said on room 101 is a victory of mass marketing.

Some farmer said dear god my milk's gone off so much that it's actually gone solid. He renamed it and managed to sell it anyway. Why eat food that has mould in it or maggots? It's going rotten for christs sake.


please make it stop!

Post 2

Yael Smith

CHEESE!!!!!!!smiley - biggrin


It will never stop!!!

Post 3

Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)

Aha! The more you beg for mercy, the more the almighty cheese shall bring it's vengeful wrath upon thee.


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Post 4

Aurora

But I thought cheese would never smite us!smiley - silly Hilarious entry, thanks for brightening my day smiley - biggrin

~~A~~
smiley - starsmiley - planetsmiley - star


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Post 5

Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)

Too damn right.


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Post 6

Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)

Could some people please give us some more points to argue over. We're getting bored.


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Post 7

Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)

Could some people please give us some more points to argue over. We're getting bored.


It will never stop!!!

Post 8

Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)

Could you give us some more points to argue please.


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Post 9

Yael Smith

Um... here's a thought: is cheese better than...smiley - erm hmm... frogs?
And what's the best cheese?


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Post 10

Uncle Heavy [sic]

&
see that? thats an ampersand. and its yours. use it well my son.

smiley - biggrin


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Post 11

Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)

Frogs have been conquered. Aha!


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Post 12

Uncle Heavy [sic]

i gave you the ampersand. so at least acknowledge its existence

smiley - winkeye


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Post 13

Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)

Thank you, I bow down to your almighty ampersand.


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Post 14

Uncle Heavy [sic]

good. funny article BTW


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Post 15

Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)

Thank you. Do you have anything you feel is better than cheese?


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Post 16

Uncle Heavy [sic]

cream crackers. theyd win hands down in a fight.


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Post 17

Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)

Alright, that'll be easy. I'll put the argument on tomorrow.


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Post 18

Yael Smith

What do you mean- "frogs have been conquered"???smiley - bigeyes


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Post 19

Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)

Look at the cheese page.


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Post 20

Yael Smith

smiley - biggrinI did! I actually hate frogs...smiley - erm
But anyway- how about Cheese Vs. Dalai Lamah?


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