h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Jimmy", said mamma Peta, "Don't hang out with those kids! They're from the wrong side of the forums..."

My call.... ooh.... I reckon you're SBVM material, though. You pass our demanding entry standards certainly... "breathing - check; fish in ear - check; h2g2 user - check"

Talking of smiley-abuse... what could this mean?
looks a bit like from another perspective (with one of them missing), not?

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Or perhaps from another perspective. We still have an invisible man though...

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Now, look, Ben. This is a BBC site. We can't have non-invisible men with these smilies...

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... though someone did mention that db looks a bit like the counterpart to

I don't endlessly whine without offering plausible solutions (yet). But I taste good with crackers.

I want a fancy title, but have no clue what the duck it should be.

C'mon you're just here to blatantly abuse smilies!

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I'll put you down as "Tastes good with crackers"...

I am against putting down anyone.

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Hooray for smiley abuse.

Hooray for smiley abuse.

Great. I spout off about TowelMaster being unlikely to say anything logical, then he says, "The only person that I have seen, who actually improved and worked over his thoughts and convictions is Deibzoeb. . .Deibzoeb is the only one so far who has been working on a 'strategy' that may work in the long run."

Me and my big mouth.

[Actually I never "improved" or "worked over" my convictions. I just became better at PR. Did I mention there's a lot of love in this room?]

This smiley should be coded as

OK, all back to mine for a new conversation, "alternative titles for smileys", Subcom's is for openers. Go here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F35246?thread=137130&post=1250594#p1250594 for more suggestions... H.

I've put my axe down for a while but I'm still p*ss*d. Please sign me up so I can find some comfort and justification for future ranting.

The erudite if erratic Kid ?

Silent Lucidity, on the occasion of my first vanished entry.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U187192

Would you like a title? Or shall I make one up for you?

Welcome to the club, and welcome to h2g2. See you Friday - today's been rather busy for me (but not too busy to welcome a new member... )

Hi Lucinda,

Title? If you didn't already dub me with one, give me the honorific Management Consultant for Long-Winded Futile Exercises, or something like. Thanks!

Friday, man (or girl)... don't talk to me about Friday.

Talk to you later, when I'm lucid.



~Silent Lucidity~

I want to join... I always disscuss the cons of [edited by poster] and all that crap with your current member, Rat.

peace.

What was that?

Don't ask me - I just work here...