h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Holds up his and bows to the apluding audince

[Clipboard says "OK, Just give me a minute, I'll be exacting my revenge soon." from in the pit he's stuck in, while the CR Atmos tries to let down a rope for him.]

*reeling in the corner from a devastating blow*

Beam Man- prepare to meet your maker!! (hey, have we got that phrase in the superhero manual?)

(summons the power of belching fireballs, glad that porridge was today's breakfast menu)

[Beam Man] What, Dr. Wily? [gets blasted] Gyaaaa!

[[Hyper Beam]]

[Beam Man inhales, and a golden glow comes out of his mouth but gives the impression of going into it. He then breathes out a really powerful beam of energy that knocks Inkwash across the room.]

[[Beam Man strikes Inkwash with his Hyper Beam attack.]]

[Clipboard finally makes it out of the hole he was knocked into, and tries to slap RedSky in the torso with a beam

*Caught off guard, Inkwash is Hyper-beamed. Combined with his half-baked attempt to summon the superpower of the furtive glance, Inkwash is transformed by the beam into a *

(How festive, thinks the reindeer)

wow Inkwash gets his second entry in the CHOPPERS handbook [Handy utterances subsection]

*stops smiting Dancer and looks around for another target*

Anyone need any help ?

*Honoured *

[Beam Man shrugs, then attacks using Beam Laser again -- You know the deal. It ought to send Inkwash sprawling.]

[[Beam Man misses Inkwash with his Beam Laser attack.]]

[Or not, as the case may be.]

*pauses from eating curry*

*hiccups*

*puts down fork*

Ooohhh...

*suddenly clutches chest in pain*

*swallows*

*suddenly, a huge fireball erupts from her mouth as she belches. The fireball travels across the room, knocking the CR atmos into the pit*

Sorry.

[Clipboard sees the CR Atmos fall into the pit, and ties a rope to handy (and solid) piece of rebar, then throws the end of the rope to the CR Atmos.]

[CR Atmos] :

Thanks!

Lucky I was wearing this mask, or my eyebrows would have been burnt off

*hic!

*a small lick of flame escapes her lips*

I think this is going to be quite useful. Anyone fancy a barbecue?

[The CR Atmos climbs out of the pit, then sits back down next to Sgt Mushroom.]

[CR Atmos] :

You should see a doctor about that. You never know when that sort of thing'll give you an ulcer.

Nah- I fig it'll be kinda useful

Has anyone seen my oponent? He was around here somewhere...

RedSky disaperd a few post ago due to the fact that he forgot where he was. He now reapers not wering his piret costume, as he was when he disaperd but a plack and yellow spandex suet. (By the by it's torn at the knees so as to be cool, hip and with it).

"Looks around now what's I doing agen?"

[When Kefka chose his style of outfit, he wanted to look as scary and atrocious as possible. He succeeded. At first glance, you know he hit the "looking atrocious" nail on the head, and the "scary" part comes from the fact that ANYONE could bring themselves to wear THAT. What is "that", you ask? Well ... it's Renaissance-style and definitely Jester-ish, with a high, stiff, round ruffled collar that sticks out exactly horizontal from his neck in all directions, and poofy fat sleeves with layering. The entire costume is in bright, gaudy, clashing, reds, greens, and yellows and is lacey and beribboned even by old-fashioned standards. His blonde hair is in a short ponytail and there is a feather stuck behind his ear. And if that wasn't enough, his face is painted pure WHITE with insane, swirly makeup around his eyes. To top it all off, he bears a strange resemblance to Dennis Rodman. His mind is not only twisted, but actually sprained. This, ladies, gentlemen, and everyone else, is Kefka, and he will enter in five seconds and release his trademark peal of insane laughter.]

[Kefka] [trademark insane laugh] Uwee hee hee! Who's going to fight ME?

[YK] Depends. What side are you on?

[Kefka] Who cares??

*strolls over to cupboard*

*finds a tin of deoderant*

*sprays if forward infront of her mouth while exhaling*

*a long burst of flame shoots across the room furiously*

S***.

Haven't been on for a while. Just not enough time!

Oh, Sammy, It IS your move... I was about to hit roughly 5 days ago... but you didn't respond.

Looks at Clipbord.... "We were doing someting whernt we?"