h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Ok"
Picks up chopstics and waits for the oncoming attack

[Clipboard swipes at RedSky with his beam sword.]

[Clipboard] :

Have at you!

RedSky doges the blow and tries to grip Clipords nose with the chopsticks

[Clipboard leans back awy from the chopsticks, and slices at them with his beam sword.]

That's a shame

*opens cupboard*

*pulls out chicken Balti*

*starts eating*

Mmmm...

[CR Atmos] :

It isn't too bad, at least I'll never go hungry...

Strangly anof wooden chopsticks are no match for a beem sword and RedSky finds himself witout a wepon onse more. But seeing as he is in a wery close vesinety to Clipbord he tries to place his knee cap rahter forcfuly in Clipbords groin

[Clipboard jumps out of Redsky's attck, and tries to stab RedSky with a beam sword as he lands.]

[Clipboard] :

Jeez, what's up with you and groin kicks?! Did you take a women's defense course or something?

Ignores the attac and hence dosent get hit by it

"hei tell me a better way to get a guy down and beging for mercy.... but I'll try not do do it agen if it batheres you"

Randomly rolls and doges a few times... Why he dose this we will never know, but he dose come up holding a

This is the second time you've tried to kick me in the groin... It gets old...

[Clipboard] :

Oh, so it's a figh t, is it?

[Clipboard pulls beam out of his lab coat]

[Clipboard] :

Prepare yourself!

*there is a loud retort, a flash and a cloud of smoke*

A-HA ! I`m back.

*strikes a magnificent full chested hero pose and then pulls inflatable from his utility belt*

Have at you Dancer

Confuses Beam Man with the art of mime, stepping through an invisible doorway carrying a sheet of glass (from which Beam Man rebounded earlier- bet you were wondering what caused that!)

*laughs heartily at Inkwash`s posting whilst smiting Dancer mightily with his inflatable *

[Beam Man] Byarg!

[[Nonphysical]]

[Beam Man fires a laser at Inkwash, which melts the glass and knocks Inkwash back.]

[[Beam Man strikes Inkwash with his Nonphysical attack.]]

*Heroic heros and acting-leader of CHOPPERS, UH, takes this opportunity to explode a whole in the wall and ride in on a huge penis-substitue harley with big silver bits and shiney black leather bits. he is carrying a smoking weapon of some sort*

Sorry im late. um.

*instantly, he pops in a huge lump of ten-day lasting PAG and expects other people to use his charater in any way theu see fit for purposes of entertainment*

Pity it wasn't a proper bike

*eats curry*

*suddenly fings an inflatable in it*

*throws it at Clipboard*

[Clipboard slaps the away with his beam and then tries to slap RedSky with the beam.]

RedSky gets slaped visusly with a . However he is not one to just sit there and take such an insult. Well atlest he thinks he isent the sort of guy that would just sit there and take. So he graps his firmly in both hands as he dose this a slow rumboling begins in his stomeck it builds up to a mighty rorr isuing forth from his mouth. Then he brings the round in a mighty swing that shows off the mighty mosels that he's forgothen he dosent have. The rohr continus to bellow round the room bounding and rebounding off the walls (thouse walls that a still standing that is) bulding it self up like some sort of strange rohor that bilds it self up, cusing all to stop what thay are doing and just bonder at what RedSky had for brekcfest that morning. With the sound holding all this trance of awe and amzment RedSky brings down his migthy with the strangth of a thousend U.H. heding for the all you can eat bufay tabul, aming at a point ecsactly betwen Clipbords bulgy eyes. He dose this nose sweling, ear warming, toe curling, apsulutly sapctaculary amasing move with the stranget and a emosion of a charing Amison princes that is traying bravly to save her kingdome from an invasion of mutant killer Burger monkys, and yet and at the same time with the agilegy and grase of a cat leping tree from tree in the wild junguls of the himalays in an desperat atempt to flee the dreded spindly killer fish. It allso seems like he manges to preform the move wile being totely in contact with his femenet side and reck of a masculinaty only find hard working, bulet biting lumber jacks that fill there free time reskuing helples prinses from grumpy yellow policishns and has rock kliming, fencing, matial arts and other varus heroic hoppis. All this and more fore RedSky preforms the move so smartly that it can only be likened to the inteligens of Albert Einstine, Madam Cury, Rene Decart, David Hue, Emanual Pant, Socratise and Nitzhe all roled in to one.

This move is in fact so stageringly sufisecated and eligent that the sorounding penguins have no chois to stand up out of there sets and aploud wildy.

[RedSky's attack actually crushes the floor under Clipboard, who winds up in a pit in the concrete. Clipboard's voice sounds far off and in pain when he shouts "My eyes are not bulgy! You are so dead when I get out of here!"]