h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*whispers to the assembled Hero's*

He doesn`t realise that we`re only here to thwart. Mind you if we can make sometime for avenging then I`m up for that as well lads.

Time for a bit of heroic posing I reckon.

*Gives Clipboard the steely eyed power gaze with both hands on hips*

Ghostly hand snags Red Dog from underneath, dragging him off to another forum, as per instructions. Replaces the with one of his clones, which continues to stare in the afformentioned way...

[Clipboard] :

...Right then. if you need me, I'll be working on my go-cart with CR Atmos.

[Clipboard and CR Atmos get back to work on the go-cart.]

Where have you taken him!? Bring him back now!!

*Swirls ermine cape menacingly*


*...somehow*

[Clipboard and the CR Atmos climb on to the now finished go-cart, and Clipboard hits the ignition. The go-cart speeds up to a blur, and crshes into some piece of important looking equipment. Clipboard lies on the ground dazed, and the CR Atmos lies on the ground on it's back reaching at the air and trying to right itself.]

[Clipboard] :

Too....fast...

[CR Atmos] :

Help, somebody flip me over onto my feet!

RedSky who recently came to helps Clipord and CM Atoms to their feet.

"emm... Would you mind taking a few minets of your busy scedual to attack us.... You see we can't really thwart you I'f you don't attack us first..."

[Clipboard] :

Is that all? Sure thing, you only needed to ask...

[Clipboard draws a beam sword out of his lab coat, and the CR Atmos readies it's scythe blades.]

[CR Atmos] :

Shall we begin?

*standing by in case of a loss-of-technicolour emergency*

*The door to the lab bursts open, and fifty Gecko Warriors leap into the room, ready for action. Seven Komodo Dragon Warrios, an equal match to the fifty Geckos, follow suit. Legions of other Krylma troops can be seen in the hall*

Komodo Leader-We have received word from Special Agent Chameleon that some heroes have appeared in this laboratory. The Leader of Krylma has sent us to investigate and, if necessary, provide assistance to prevent any possible difficulties from arising that may harm the innocent bystanders attending the bull fight in the stadium.

*Special Agent Chameleon mentally sighs, and attempts to slink even further back into his normal hiding place described(?) in post 5*

Draws his rapier and luncas at Clipbord.

"Have at thee"

[Clipboard's beam sword beam thins down to a rapier size.]

[Clipboard] :

Let's go!

[Clipboard launches into a fencing fight with RedSky]

[Three of Dr. Wily's new Robot Masters burst in: Beam Man, who zips around like some kind of light ray; Double Man, who has two heads; and Battery Man, who is cylindrical, has very short legs, and an electric plug for a head. They are accompanied by CATS.]

[CATS] Heroes, you have no chance to survive make your time! All your base are belong to us.

[Battery Man] Uh, they're attacking us, not the other way around.

[CATS] What are point your being?

[Battery Man] Us taking over them doesn't apply here.

[CATS] Ever of what. [draws and arms a Beamsaber]

[Clipboard strikes at Red Sky]

RedSky perrys with a downward trhust.

"Ha you fight like a securety guard!"

He exclaims (notes the exclamation mark) and then attempts one of his faverot moves.... The old boot to the groin.

[Clipboard jumps out of the way of RedSky's boot attack, and lands right behind him. Before RedSky can react, Clipboard Turns around and swipes at RedSky with his beam rapier]

[Clipboard] :

You're no match for me!

"My years of limbo practis finaly pay of" RedSky says as the sword pasas over his chest (mind you he's not in practis so it dose mangage to burn a hole in his piret costume... Oh and coses a a first degre burn to magicly apper on his torso) and makes a overhead sweep at Clipords feet.

[Clipboard simultainiously Jumps over RedSky's swipe, and slashes his beam rapier diagonially right and down at RedSky.]

[Clipboard] :

This is getting good!

[CR Atmos] :

Yeah, very climatic!

[Beam Man] Hey, isn't somebody gonna attack /us/?

As RedSky lets himself fall to the ground to avoid the dedly attack he trust upward with his rapier tring to hit the off button on the beem repier



.....I'm sure there were some other heros around here (sammy, happydued, Red Dog) but if you can't find them just attack youselfs fore a vile and I'll come and thwart you when I've delt with Clipbord, that might take a vile thoug......