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Post 541

Garius Lupus

Bwahahahahahaha!

Well, he lives in Australia and just moved to, um, well, I have to find where he said he just moved to.

There. That's my info. What do you have, sea?

Oh, and I know his real name. smiley - biggrin


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Post 542

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Dylan] Is it Dirk Gently? smiley - tongueout


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Post 543

Afgncaap5

Why would Red Dog's real name be Dirk Gentley?


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Post 544

Uncle Heavy [sic]

is red dog hiding his info too? tsk tsk

is this thing back on yet? or do we wait for the masque? somehow i think the girlfriend is more interesting than all of us put together smiley - winkeye


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Post 545

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Dylan] [to Affy] No, I meant you.

[CATS] [to UH] We are of wait to for of Masque.


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Post 546

soeasilyamused, or sea

no doubt, UH. smiley - erm i'm not sure whether to be insulted or happy for him. smiley - winkeye

i meant /affy/ info, GL. i have NOTHING on red dog.


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Post 547

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Dylan] All /I/ know is that he's male and that he lives in a town with a bookstore that sells the Thrawn trilogy. smiley - tongueout


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Post 548

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


smiley - popcorn *much*

*thinks about changing his name to Red Herring*


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Post 549

Garius Lupus

Hey Red Dog - I was scanning through a book catalogue this morning and I saw a new book out about you. The title of the book is "Red Dog" and it contains stories of the famous Australian Dog! By the same author who wrote "Captain Corelli's Mandolin" (which was a good book). Can't remember the author's name, but I could find it if you wanted it.

And yes, I think the Masque has been distracted from h2g2 again. This happened around last Christmas, too. We didn't see him again until the summer. smiley - sadface


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Post 550

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Dylan] Dammers. smiley - sadface

[Drune] Isn't that one of the Unique Words?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A624034#back6

[Dylan] .....


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Post 551

Afgncaap5

With no prosecuting attourney, that means I've got an automatic mistrial in my favor, yes? smiley - winkeye


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Post 552

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Enter Edward from Final Fantasy 4.]

[Edward] A minstral?

[Dylan] Oh get out of here, you spoony bard!

[Edward] Well! [exits]


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Post 553

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

IMBACKIMBACKIMBACKIMBACKIMBACKIMBACK


I'M BAAAAAAACK!

and happy about it too.


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Post 554

soeasilyamused, or sea

*her honor shrugs*

well i've got my verdict all ready, so whether the prosecutor returns or not is really inconsequential. i was just enjoying the trial...


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Post 555

Redfox



Hey, wait a minute! What about the Jury?!? Don't we decide?!?


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Post 556

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


Booooooo ! smiley - cross We demand justice !!!


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Post 557

Dizzy H. Muffin

[CATS] ... for great justice!

[Drune] Yeah! I don't think /this/ judge ain't so impartial!

[Dylan] Howabout we make our /own/ judgement, Doc?

[Drune raises his M-Buster, Dylan brandishes a spoon, and CATS stares at Dylan in surprise.]

[Dylan] What, CATS?

[CATS] Why are of using you a spoon for be a weapon?

[Dylan] There is no spoon!


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Post 558

Uncle Heavy [sic]

why was he distracted last time? and frankly, if i suddenly got a girlfriend, i know what id prefer to do, quite frankly...

no offence guys smiley - winkeye

im sure we can prevail upon him to come back for a bit


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Post 559

Uncle Heavy [sic]

why was he distracted last time? and frankly, if i suddenly got a girlfriend, i know what id prefer to do, quite frankly...

no offence guys smiley - winkeye

im sure we can prevail upon him to come back for a bit


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Post 560

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Dylan] Excuse me, but us jury members are --

[Drune] You aren't in the jury.

[Dylan] [not missing a beat] but we and the jury members are going to take a bit of revenge on this not-so-impartial judge.

[CATS] With spoon??

[Dylan] YES, with a spoon! Oh, and Drune, Sea's a human. First Law.

[Drune] So? Why can't I look threatening just for effect?

[Dylan] ... Because as soon as you said "just for effect" you lost it.

[Drune] Aw nutbunnies.


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