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[Sharp]: *shrugs, the glare from the (now) over-shined scythe-blade blinding another zombie.*

*mows it down.*

(to the 's remains): "Oh, thanks a ton zombie! Now I gotta go and get back to polishing it over again."

*s.re-cleaning & polishing the blade.*

[Sharp]: "There we go..."
The blade has a remarkable shiny-ness to it, once again.

*notices another zombie*


"Oh, forget it!"

*chops down the zombie*

"What-the-Hey(?)!"

[Sharp]: *twirls his scythe*
(offering an explanation): "So as to shake off the zombie bits"
*shrugs*
"Hey, another one, I'm gonna teach these 'things' a thing-or-two, in a sec now, just you wait, eh?!"

*Does a quick succession of slice, block, parry, and flat-of-the-blade strikes (while channeling some enrgy into the scythe), that the zombie disintegrates as it is still just starting to register that it got chopped into fractions.*

[Sharp]: *Claps his hands idly & in a not altogether too un-gentlemanly like sort of a way, in a 'that settle's that' sort of frame of mood.*

*still juggling*

[Sharp]:
*gets out his little flute.*

*starts to play a song/tune-in time to the juggling.*

: Just for the h*ll of it. .

[Sharp]:
-
.

"Ope, hey!"


-


(repeat).

[Gandark] 15 seconds of electic death coming right up!
*Gandark casts Bolt Sword on katana!*
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[Anole] attacks dragon with katana*

At that moment, the bomb inside the dragon goes off!



the dragon somehow survives almost having it's head blown off at have it's wings chopped off by Gandark and Anole's merciless Bolt Sword attack! It screeches in pain and is unable to attack this turn.
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[Anole] slices horizontaly at the joint between the head and neck*

[Kylen] readys another bomb.

[Aeryn] *suddenly feels sorry for the dragon*

[Sharp]: "-Well, it did try to kill us..."
*casts 'Elec. s'*

[Sharp]: "I just hope,-that it (the ), isn't one that can regenerate..."

[Sharp]: *carves a little statuette out of a piece of soapstone, using some sort of a rudimentary knife that one of the zombies had dropped.*

*etches the runes for 'Wyrm' (or dragon) on the belly of the figurine*

*sets the figurine & the knife down*

"Eh?"

[Sharp]: *makes a leaden-copy of the dragon figurine.*

*does the botched half- , or 'pseudo-alchemy,' to convert it to copper or silver.*

"I never did get to fully learn the way to turn stuff to gold. That's what'll usually happen instead. Only works sometimes too."

*Offers Aeryn the silver 'dragon-figurine.'*

*looks at the soapstone one. Mutters a bit of some sort of a prayer-equivalent.*

The closest nearby zombies think that this is funny. The idea of a ceremonial funeral to them seems kind of .

[Sharp]to Kylen): "Y'might be able to make better use of this than meself..."

*holds up the sword he had from way back in the earlier of the earliest part of the game (: End footnote. </ooc&gt*

"Hang on,-just a sec."

*Uses scythe and the sword to chop off a branch of the gnarled, twisted (& leafless) tree nearby,-and strip it of any shoots/side 'branch-lets'.*

*tethers the handle of the twisty-steel sword to one end of the stave,-so as to make a crude spear/pike-ish thing*

"& then,-"

*casts ice on the makeshift "implement" *

*offers it*

"A dragon's a reptile,-right? That means that trying to freeze it solid might be rather effective, no?"

*gets another idea *

"On second thought, scracth that first idea! I've got a better one now,"

*casts 'ice' on Kylen's bomb*

"Try that one out, eh."

*Offers the spear-ish(temporarily rendered to be-frost) weapon for whoever wants it.*

: & then? ...