h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Sharp]: *leaves graveyard* in/with the next/nearest passing cloud of fog (I kid ye not! No doubt, no doubt ).

I was havin the same trouble (with public keyboards) when I first started this game. Right on the front page of the site too!

: , " away!" -

[Sharp]: *in a wistful, almost whimsical (though still morose and melancholy , strolls about for awhile in the fog.*
: In an almost Hamlet-esque sort of a way.
[Sharp]: *exits*

what was the point of that? dude, if you're going to post, post something that people might actually want to read.

(three fingers pointing back at self

: I see (You kinda lost me on the 3 fingers thing part though ).

OK, point with your index finger at anything away from yourself. You'll notice you have about three fingers pointing back at yourself, depending on whether you count your thumb as a finger and whether you've lost any or have any extras and whether you're just weird like that

: Oh. the thought hadn't really connected in my mind quite that way. Have a cold right now, so maybe that's part of why I've been sounding so h*lla dense.

nah, that doesn't occur to alot of people who've never heard the expression b4

: Thangsk, when I'b ged thid colb to goeb awayd...

uh ... wha?

: It was...,-a joke. <- [I] was trying to type it to have a "terrible 'cold'-accent."

oh well i can't speak Flu

: Ah,-'I see'.

[Sharp]: *Finds himself out there, looking for that rock troll who was the guardian to the cemetary, with the lantern hooked to his scythe blade in a special little niche designed for doing something like that on the blade.*
"..."
*Raises his scythe a bit*

"Hello!" *slight echo*

rock troll? sure, you can start a p2p event with a rock troll if you like

? er, just don't try to relate it to the rest of the story OK?

: Um, _deal.
*From somewhere else can be heard a: "..." and then some rumbling.*

[Sharp]: "whuh?... Aah!"

*Gets plowed down by a small pack of three ghouls trying to get out of the way as fast as they can*

"Um, what was that?"
[Rock Troll]: "And stay out, you filthy scavengers!"
*Lowers axe, then notices Sharp*

"You don't look like a ghoul. That is what happens to those who try to defile the resting places of the deceased that lie here. I chase them ...with a big axe."

[Sharp]: "No, I'm not trying to do anything like that. I'm a wizard in black magic and an inventor; the name's Sharp."

[Rock Troll]: "I am Gron, the guardian of this cemetary. If you have any business with them,"

*indicates the sepulchers and various assorted tombstones with a sweep of an arm*

"it is also business with me."

[Sharp]: "Erm, no I don't -but it was nice to meet you. I'm just collecting herbs and things to make blast powder out of, bye!"

*Leaves*

[Gron]: "That was interesting..."
: }Stomp!{ }Stomp-stomp{

i thought u were starting a battle

: And that's what I get for suddenly choosing to stylistically emulate aspects of LOZ (The Legend of Zelda ).