h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey fellas... weren't we here to look at the Cat's files?!

*tries to find his file so it doesn't get read*

[CATS] I are not having files! [shoots at Apollo with his plasma buster -- missing, which is probably a good thing for Apollo.]

*pops in* Apollo, If I'm the cat ur after there is no file. I'm new. As for everyone else I think that Red has them all, much to our dismay. *grabs CATS' plasma buster, aiming it correctly* Fire on my mark. 3....2.....1....MARK!

Hey, Red Dog, do you have Clipboard's file?

[Cat Clipboard] :

If it's a bad as my horoscope, I don't want to hear about it. My horoscope was "You will complain about your horoscope." I'd like to see that happen... Me complaining about my horoscope... What moron writes those things?

*looks for Clipboards file amongst all the mess and spots it in a corner of the office. Starts to nonchalantly move over to the corner *

[Tries to decide wether to get the file for himself, or shoot it so no one can read it.]

*uses the momentary distraction to place his file in front of the plasma gun*

*IST goes over to where Red Dog is.*
Hey, Clipboard's file!
*IST hands the file over to Red Dog.*
Red Dog ought to be able to come up with something funnier than me.

*Gets to corner and picks up Clipboards File and opens it*

*opens the manual override on the CATS and just fires the d**n thing himself, hitting the file and mildly scorching the canid behind it.

*the papers drop out of the scorched file and are gathered up by Red Dog and put in a VERY SAFE PLACE.*

*collects all the files he can, grabbing the important-looking ones that read ANTI-DOG INTELLIGENCE FILES: TOP SECRET and placing them in his armory*

Well, a little scorch is worth covering that file up

*knocks an emergency button on the wall, which automatically locks the filing cabinets*

There now, gentlemen. No more files for you

Phases into the cabinet, steals a handful of files, and

Darn

*chases Ex-*

*watches mushroom *

I didn`t know they could do that . A quick waddle at best is what I had presumed

*shrugs and gets BIG crowbar out and starts prising open filing cabinets*

[[Neutron Ring]]

[CATS sends a shockwave of energy outward, not only doing massive damage to all dogs present (I hope), but also blowing up the filing cabinets (and their contents) as well.]