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Surprise Surprise Dogs :-)

Post 81

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - ghostsmiley - laugh


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Post 82

Apollo

Hey fellas... weren't we here to look at the Cat's files?! smiley - erm

*tries to find his file so it doesn't get read*


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Post 83

Dizzy H. Muffin

[CATS] I are not having files! [shoots at Apollo with his plasma buster -- missing, which is probably a good thing for Apollo.]


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Post 84

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

*pops in* Apollo, If I'm the cat ur after there is no file. I'm new. As for everyone else I think that Red has them all, much to our dismay. *grabs CATS' plasma buster, aiming it correctly* Fire on my mark. 3....2.....1....MARK!


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Post 85

I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell.

Hey, Red Dog, do you have Clipboard's file?


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Post 86

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[Cat Clipboard] :

If it's a bad as my horoscope, I don't want to hear about it. My horoscope was "You will complain about your horoscope." I'd like to see that happen... Me complaining about my horoscope... What moron writes those things?


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Post 87

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


*looks for Clipboards file amongst all the mess and spots it in a corner of the office. Starts to nonchalantly move over to the corner smiley - whistle*


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Post 88

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[Tries to decide wether to get the file for himself, or shoot it so no one can read it.]


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Post 89

Apollo

*uses the momentary distraction to place his file in front of the plasma gun*


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Post 90

I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell.

*IST goes over to where Red Dog is.*
Hey, Clipboard's file!
*IST hands the file over to Red Dog.*
Red Dog ought to be able to come up with something funnier than me.


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Post 91

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


smiley - laugh

*Gets to corner and picks up Clipboards File and opens it*

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - winkeye


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Post 92

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

*opens the manual override on the CATS and just fires the d**n thing himself, hitting the file and mildly scorching the canid behind it.


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Post 93

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


*the papers drop out of the scorched file and are gathered up by Red Dog and put in a VERY SAFE PLACE.*


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Post 94

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

*collects all the files he can, grabbing the important-looking ones that read ANTI-DOG INTELLIGENCE FILES: TOP SECRET and placing them in his armory*


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Post 95

Apollo

Well, a little scorch is worth covering that file up smiley - smiley


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Post 96

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

smiley - laugh

*knocks an emergency button on the wall, which automatically locks the filing cabinets*

There now, gentlemen. No more files for yousmiley - tongueout


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Post 97

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - ghost Phases into the cabinet, steals a handful of files, and smiley - run


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Post 98

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

Darnsmiley - cross

*chases Ex-*smiley - run


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Post 99

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


*watches mushroom smiley - run*

I didn`t know they could do that smiley - doh. A quick waddle at best is what I had presumed smiley - erm

*shrugs and gets BIG crowbar out and starts prising open filing cabinets*


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Post 100

Dizzy H. Muffin

[[Neutron Ring]]

[CATS sends a shockwave of energy outward, not only doing massive damage to all dogs present (I hope), but also blowing up the filing cabinets (and their contents) as well.]


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