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Apollo Posted Jan 9, 2002
Hey fellas... weren't we here to look at the Cat's files?!
*tries to find his file so it doesn't get read*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 9, 2002
[CATS] I are not having files! [shoots at Apollo with his plasma buster -- missing, which is probably a good thing for Apollo.]
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted Jan 9, 2002
*pops in* Apollo, If I'm the cat ur after there is no file. I'm new. As for everyone else I think that Red has them all, much to our dismay. *grabs CATS' plasma buster, aiming it correctly* Fire on my mark. 3....2.....1....MARK!
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I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell. Posted Jan 10, 2002
Hey, Red Dog, do you have Clipboard's file?
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jan 10, 2002
[Cat Clipboard] :
If it's a bad as my horoscope, I don't want to hear about it. My horoscope was "You will complain about your horoscope." I'd like to see that happen... Me complaining about my horoscope... What moron writes those things?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jan 10, 2002
*looks for Clipboards file amongst all the mess and spots it in a corner of the office. Starts to nonchalantly move over to the corner *
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jan 10, 2002
[Tries to decide wether to get the file for himself, or shoot it so no one can read it.]
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Apollo Posted Jan 10, 2002
*uses the momentary distraction to place his file in front of the plasma gun*
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I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell. Posted Jan 10, 2002
*IST goes over to where Red Dog is.*
Hey, Clipboard's file!
*IST hands the file over to Red Dog.*
Red Dog ought to be able to come up with something funnier than me.
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted Jan 10, 2002
*opens the manual override on the CATS and just fires the d**n thing himself, hitting the file and mildly scorching the canid behind it.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jan 10, 2002
*the papers drop out of the scorched file and are gathered up by Red Dog and put in a VERY SAFE PLACE.*
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted Jan 10, 2002
*collects all the files he can, grabbing the important-looking ones that read ANTI-DOG INTELLIGENCE FILES: TOP SECRET and placing them in his armory*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 10, 2002
*knocks an emergency button on the wall, which automatically locks the filing cabinets*
There now, gentlemen. No more files for you
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jan 10, 2002
*watches mushroom *
I didn`t know they could do that . A quick waddle at best is what I had presumed
*shrugs and gets BIG crowbar out and starts prising open filing cabinets*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 10, 2002
[[Neutron Ring]]
[CATS sends a shockwave of energy outward, not only doing massive damage to all dogs present (I hope), but also blowing up the filing cabinets (and their contents) as well.]
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- 82: Apollo (Jan 9, 2002)
- 83: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jan 9, 2002)
- 84: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (Jan 9, 2002)
- 85: I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell. (Jan 10, 2002)
- 86: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Jan 10, 2002)
- 87: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jan 10, 2002)
- 88: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Jan 10, 2002)
- 89: Apollo (Jan 10, 2002)
- 90: I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell. (Jan 10, 2002)
- 91: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jan 10, 2002)
- 92: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (Jan 10, 2002)
- 93: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jan 10, 2002)
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- 97: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Jan 10, 2002)
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