h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Throws an ink bomb at BBW, which if successful, will stain him and the files blue.]

*runs out of door after BBW*

*sees him running down the corridoor*

*smashes emergency glass on cabinet on wall*

*pulls out stick*

OI! BBW!

*waves stick madly above her head in a taunting way*

* Wakes up. Hearing the commotion in the corridor, peeks out.
Sees Sarg and Clipboard trying to nail BBW.
Realises that she's alone in the room. slips fake files into cabinet, snatches a few real ones, floats up to the air conditioner duct. *

*creeps back into the cat administration block now that everyone is off for Xmas and continues search for interesting files*

Hmmmm .... this one looks interesting. Clelba's .

*settles down for a good read*

*wakes up from where she's been asleep under the desk*

*sees RD, and assumes, as all cats do, that the new person must have come to feed her*

*rubs against RD's legs*

s at the sight of Red Dog, so thoroughly engrossed in the file that he's reading, reach down and absently stroke the cat's fur.
Pushes Kibbles under the table, then whispers in RD's ear.

*eats food*

*purrs*

*looks endearingly at Ex-*

Aw, she's so cute. Wish now I hadn't put a certain drug in the kibbles.
MWA Haaa Haa!

*throws her head back in evil laugh, just as a small vial of potion falls out of her pocket.* I forgot it to add it?!

*floats off to sulk in the corner.*

*jumps onto a filing cabinet and sulks*

[Cat Clipboard gets confused and mildly spooked.]

*purrs at Clipboard*

*Tries to dive out of the way of the blue stain. The stolen files fly from his hands and slide across the floor and under a vending machine. The stain catches the end of BBW's tail and turns it blue, before hitting the painting of Cat-erine the Great on the wall. BBW slides down the hall on his belly and comes to a rather abrupt stop at the door.*

Ow.

Poor Wolf. *hands him an asprin*

[Cat Clipboard] :

BBW, It looks like maybe now your initials could stand for "Big Blue Werewolf" heheh. Too bad you weren't fully stained, though. I could have made some Zorn and Thorn jokes about you and Red Dog. Sure, only YK and IST would ave Got them, but it would be fun all the same...

*Looks up from reading Clelbas file*

Oh Hi BBW, sorry I was a bit engrossed - didnt hear you come in. I`ve just got to the point where Clelba had left the circus and had to put all her kittens in the orphanage.

Wassup with your tail ?

I kind of stained it blue in an earlierpost with one of those ink bombs- You know the ones that bankers put in with the money when they get robbed...

*IST teleports in.*
I wonder if they have a file on ACF members... hey, a file on me!
Let's see, suffers homicidal rages upon sustaining life-threating injury. Incredibly egotisistical,(Who, Me??), Not as smart as he thinks he is.(Huh?) Has cat-related trauma dating back to infancy;
May suffer post-traumatic stress disorder flashbacks if scratched.
Is driven temporarily insane upon hearing Songs by that popular group, tha Backstreet Boys *shudders* (Boys, my *ss! One of them turned 30 back in november!!)...

Have they got one on me !!! What does it say !!! Do they know about the Secret !!!

*wanders in with again, engrossed in a file*

*sticks it in a filing cabinet*

*looks up*

Oh, still here?

*spits outn PAG*