h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

:::SPECIAL ACF ANNOUNCEMENT:::

*drum roll*

As 2001 receeds into the distance it is time for us once again to decide upon our list of Most Wanted Cats from the adversaries we faced last year in the Cat War.

Last years list was only decided after a great deal of thought on my part .... well at least three or four minutes of it anyway, but it was very high quality thought. The current list is as follows ~

1. soeasilyamused
2. Dragonfly
3. Clelba
4 & 5. Sgt Mushroom and Cleo

This year we are going to open it up to a vote from the whole ACF and give our opinions on who deserves our coveted award of No 1 Most Wanted.

So please place your votes as soon as possible by posting a reply to this and by some purely arbitrary method yet to be decided I will publish the winners who will be bestowed the highly desireable ACF `Most Wanted Cat` award.

*NB: any lurking Cats are not allowed to vote and legitimate votes may only be cast by fully signed up ACF members as posted on the Dog House roll call of heros. So there *

*All qualifying voters are open to bribery and corruption though although none of us come cheap ...... except Busterbone that is, who is usually happy enough with tummy rub (tart)*

*the referee`s decision is final unless everyone whinges about it so much that I give into peer pressure in a pathetic attempt to be popular*

*errr that`s about it for now*

soeasilyamused. Dangerous one that, people need warning.

I wont vote for dragonfly as I still remain an ally of the musehome. ~points a loaded destroyer at the ACF~ any arguaments about that? Thought not

I think I should be somewhere on that list. With my mechanicial attacks and refusal to leave several dog forums, I'd say i deserve more mention than just the gullible cats list.

Are you after our votes Clip ?

Hell, I'd be happuy if you jsut add me to the list of enimies at the dog house and associated sites. I think I've earned it.

*flutters eyelashes*

yes you have and I updated the pop up list a few hours ago. Congratulations .

Now if you`d like to state your credentials and qualifications for this years `Most wanted Cat` award we`re all ears ..........

Apart from being a permanent thorn in your side, I have so far resisted all efforts to press that flippin' button which has led to extra employment in the creation of an extra unit of dogs. I also learned one of your closest secrets

[Cat Clipboard flips the Vitory "V" sign]

[Cat Clipboard] :

Ha-HA! You even listed me down as my Cat Alias! Thanks Red Dog! Now to figure out why I should be on the most wanted list...

Clipboard. His CR Atmos is one of the most potent weapons I've ever seen.

[Cat Clipboard claps his paws and gives the Victory "V" sign again]

I`m not so easily swayed . So has Clip got your vote IST ?

*ponders over the names, dips his paw in ink ready to stamp it next to the most evil of cats.*


ummmmmmmm

*the ink is slowly drying*


UMMMMMMMM

*dithers a bit more*

ummmmmmm

Yes, Clipboard has my vote.

Strokes chin thoughtfully. Well good choice IST ..... weaponry, stout defense and a kind of determination that can only be described as `Dogged` are certainly good attributes for a worthy foe.

And neither can I fault RedFish's intuition either for he has rarely proven to be wrong. soeasilyamused is a diabollically clever opponent. Yes, a most dangerous one that one and h2g2 should be warned of the menace.

Yet I feel that there is one other that might fit the mantle, and there can be only one you know

Tis a weighty decision and I must ponder more on this and listen to erudite and well thought out arguments from our colleagues before making the final decison ... errrr casting my vote I meant. Sorry.

*goes to put his stamp next to....*

Damm the inks dry

Well, my vote has to go to sea. She has been the most formidable opponent, although her effectiveness did drop off somewhat after school started. I would also like to vote for Saturn Girl, since she is very much wanted. *loosens collar*. Finally, I'd like to vote for Sgt. Mushroom for her shear tenacity.

I'm kinda new, so I don't really know what any of these cats have done. This just means I'm slightly more open to bribery.

Clipboard has attacked the Dog House, and Sarg has kept us busy with the button thing....And Saturn Girl did once try to cut BBW's throat. Plus, she dribbled me.
Decisions, decisions...

I think we`re going to abandon the single non-transferable voting system and move to a multiple-party-prefered-transferable-biggest-poll-past-the-post voting system instead.

Errr .... what I mean is just rank the Cats in your preferred order that is - like BBW did.