The Hootoo Mardy Social Club!
Created | Updated Oct 7, 2005
Stamping of feet
Petty complaints
We don't promise to listen, take notice or do anything other than laugh at your misery, pull you to pieces and generally ignore everything you have to say!!
PS
Badgers, Hampsters and other wildlife may be placed in the compound adjacent to the BBQ. The Management accepts No Responsibility for the safe return of Animals, Children or Lesser Lifeforms etc.