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Having been single for just over 3 years now after being married for 24........I'm sick and tired of mostly meeting game players and liars ........where have all the nice men gone? Are there no gentlemen left in this world?

Maybe I'm just unfortunate and meet the wrong ones but the ones I end up with just, to put it bluntly, want their wicked way and then move onto the next conquest!

Has anyone else had this experience?

apologies to all those men out there who don't belong in this category...................before I dig myself an even bigger hole

I make a habit of getting involved with the wrong blokes too. It's the secretly-married ones that annoy me the most...

hmm; in my (not inconsiderable) experience, they fall into the following categories:

Utterly heartstoppingly gorgoeus physically, but with the brain, heart & soul of the average goldfish.

Look like the back of a but cringe around & can do some useful stuff till you get tired of the plaintive requests for sex.

Lovely blokes but invariably married or gay.

I don't think there is any way around this other than becoming lesbian. What are you doing next week tsarina? Fancy a quickie in France?

zdt

*squeals with laughter*

Oh Terri!!

Oh, OK Lil, you are invited too, stop being jealous, that bright green vibrator is big enough to cope with all of us.

But bring your own batteries.

Funny that, "batterie" in frogsqueak = "drums"

And "battery" = "piles"

which could lead to massive confusion at the Pharmacy really couldn't it?

zdt

I will bring the black and gold super duracells!!


Ohh My!!

Pant pant...they are the ones that keep the drumming happy aren't they?

zdt

Oh Yus!!




uhuh..

Terri.............a quickie anywhere would be welcome .........

She seems to be offline..

It doesn't matter..........she'll pick it up next time she's here

Yep..

She's here & is on the lookout for quickies & pick 'n mixing.

Given up on Bloody Men, going for sweeties from Woolworths now. Where's the pear drops? Do they still make black jacks? (That is not a racist comment; they are the best chews ever)!

zdt

Mmmmmm I remember blackjacks and fruit salads .........and rainbow sherbert that you used to dip your finger in to eat it

Know what you mean about men tho...........am sick and tired of kissing frogs and never getting a prince

Gawd, the frogs i have kissed don't bear thinking about! Most of them turned out to be toads. Mind you; don't fancy many of the Princes these days either.....

zdt*taking vows to become a nun...or monk; don't really care; just pass me a cell with internet connection*