h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"I suppose this is a good setting for a godly battle. Makes a change from home. (Well for other gods anyway)"

"Anyway, does anyone dare challenge me on my home turf/ice?"

I do

*the air rends aside and HDS appears*

All seems to be in order.



NOTE: No 's were harmed in the making of this Martian Soup.

*Kills some martians, assembles their bones into a properly formed pile and turns it into a blood golom. The blood golom drinks the blood in and gets really friggin big*

that's better

"It seems you like fighting with Dialo II spells."



"Have fun."

*the enourmous Blood Golom slashes Baal's throat and devours him, growing bigger and more powerful with each Baal he devours*

I like Diablo II, and many of my spells comes from it. Do you know how to create drop mods on battlenet?

"Ah, slight miscalculation there."



"Don't mess with substances other people are god of..."

No, I don't know how to make drop mods. I tryed to order the game recently from Amazon but it got delayed.

*the blood golom screams and shrivels into the recycling system*

*there is a flash of light, and HDS appears next to Martiansoup as the cup-o-soup grenades explode elswhere. HDS slaps a "kick me" sign on Martiansoup's back as a long line of kick happy dwarves appears behind him*

*HDS steps away*

have at it boys!

"Hmm. Those dwarves look very familiar."



Yes I do know someone who does this.

*Force unites their minds. They turn in unison muttering "death to Martiansoup, it never tasted that good anyway." They heft their axes and run at him. At about 10 meters away they all throw their throwing axes*

"Ouch. That's gonna sting. Ah well, that's one of the wonders of Martian Soup."

*the dwarves close the distance and swing their heavy battle axes at Martiansoup*

"Here you go Dwarves."



"No more using the force to reunite their minds"

my dwarves!

*throws some lightning at Martiansoup*

Didn't I tell you I have an electromagnetic shield.

This actually seems to be true but unfortunately for me it causes every computer I come into contact with to gradually degrade

*becomes in corporeal*

*transforms into an energy being, the sand passes through him*