h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*HDS deflects it, but it brushes against his right arm*

Argh!

*HDS stabs both arc welding prods at Martiansoup's open side*

three arms eh?

*Slides his arc welders down, attempting to zap Martian's arms*

"Let's all count the arms on the martian... One"



"Two"



"Three"



"and finally four"

*HDS blocks two stabs, but the other two give him a nasty burn.*

Grr!

*HDS throws the arc welders at Martian*

*HDS presses his advantage. He summons a small vat of molten iron and dumps it between Martial and himself*

"The wonders of a spelling error"



An entire race was born out of a spelling error on the BOR

*HDS ducks behind the vat as the soddering irons clang inside, and their handles begin to melt*

where is this?

http://www.bookofrandom.co.uk/

*As the sodering irons pass overhead, HDS grabs them by the handles and throws them back*

*the sodering irons fly at HDS, HDS raises his arms and fires an energy net, vaporizing them. HDS fires another energy net at Martian soup*

*HDS reverses the polarity of the air the static disipates and the sodering irons hang in place. HDS takes a plastic frisbee, attatches plastic explosives to it, and throws it at Martian soup*

"I propose a draw"

I am going skiing and will be away for more than 5 days"

Deal

*extends hand to Martian soup*

*CCC strides onto the red planet*

well my battles on Earth may not have gone so weell, but i have travelled far to prove my worth on another planet!

*stands mightily, unsheaths flaming sword*

*walks up* I chanagnge you to a duel to the near finish. He who cries uncle loses!

oooh blimey, didn't actually expect competition!

well let's get it on then!

*CCC sheathes his flaming sword, takes up a spear, boards his chariet and blows his horn. a thousand clones march over the hill and form a line in front of the chariot.*

are you ready?

*the clones charge! CCC turns to the chariot driver*

what do you think of my new wheels? the spikes cost extra you know. but it's worth it. i also got a cut price paint job. i know people say flames are cliche, but if it works it works. know what i'm saying?

*the driver nods as one of the heads from one of the clones flies past*