h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*blows an EMP in his backpack*

*disrupts a couple of the external shield arrays in Wonko's vescinity, preventing the shield from frying him, but the durasteel armor is so dense that the wave cannot penetrate through.*

~Bridge of ISD His Divine Shadow~

[Ensign HDS] Sir, the shield has failed in the invaded region. It will take a few posts before the shield relays can deionize.

[Captain HDS] very well, send out the Space Troopers, full shield and combat loadout

[Ensign HDS] Aye sir.

~Docking Bay~

*twelve men in large powered space suits with a multitude of weapons activate their thrusters and launch out and manuver towards Wonko, their shields lending an erie glow to their glistening white armor*

*cuts a little whol in the surface of the ship with the MF Dagger*
*jams a small object into a the hole, on some wiring, a small cord goes from the object to my pack*

*The space troopers reach Wonko, 10 of them open fire is three dimentional crossfire, the other 2 remove the divice and ionize it with an ion rifle.*

*shots fired hit shield and the energy is absorbed, it travels down the wire to the device which send random electrical surges into the ship's wiring*
*when the 'other two' pull the device out it acts as a live wire, bolts of energy shoot out in random directions, some at the 2, some at the other 10, some at the ship, some off into nowhere*

*the surge through the ship does nothing as the electrical systems all well grounded and shielded. The Space Troopers' shields handle the electrical bolts. The 10 troopers keep firing at Wonko while the 2 cut the lines from the ship and toss the device into space*

*the device falls a few feet away onto a blob of sand.


*shrug*

*jumps in tha air and lands about 100 feet away,(tell me if there's anything with the shield here)*
*Casts a spell thing, and is suddenly wearing some thick anti-pressure armor*
*sort of meditates, thinks for a moment, is about to change the world again*

~Bridge~

[Ensign HDS] sir, the shield is now covering 100% of our ship and is opperating at 100% capacity

[Captain HDS] very good, withdraw the commandos. Gunnery, fire the turbolasers at Wonko, I expect precision

[Gunnery Commander HDS] Aye sir, we shan't fail you

[Captain HDS] see that you don't

~Exterior~ *

The ISD fires its turbolasers (60 of them) at Wonko while the commandos withdraw into the landing bay*

*the world suddenly changes to the bottom of the sea, with extreemely high water pressure, and the turbolasers plasmify the water but are distorted*

*sigh of relief inside the pressure armor*

~Bridge~

[Captain HDS] keep firing, boil him in his armor if need be

[Gunnery Commander HDS] aye sir

~Deep Sea~

*The turrets on the ISD keep firing at Wonko, the sea around the ISD begins to boil as the plasma lances out towards him.*

*DOTs around to avoid the lasers*
*the shield is getting hit rather hard, from the pressure of 80000 feet of ocean and the plasmified water, it's sort of like getting shot 100000 times a second with a regular ship's blaster*

*the shields, being robust into the hundreds of teratons, hold. The ISD fires its primary and secondary ion engines, which the kick the sea further into a superheated lather, the ISD begins to close with Wonko, its Turbolasers firing relentlessly*

<'begins to close with me'? I'm standing on your hull, or somewhere near it. Already very close.>

*plasma and the lot now about as powerful as 300000 blaster shots a second>, or, I'd guess, about a shot by the Death Star every second. or whatever that weapon's called.>*

you said you were a couple kilometers away last time

*continues firing, as pressure means little to Imperial shields, and the boiling water is still no where near hot enough to drain it*

but as the water is hit by the plasma it vaporizes and rises while the still liquid water above it sinks to fill the space vacated by the boiling water

plasma is an excited gas, not a fluid. Like neon

Well, get rid of the water then, and my avatar will revert something a little more personable

*the ocean unexplicably drains from the top down, wonko is standing in a pile of fish holding a flamethrower and a throwing axe*

*The ship explodes and a man in black robes with a mace and an RPG is left standing on a pile of twisted durasteel*