h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*lands*

Ouch

*girly slaps at him*

*gets slapped*

ouch

*head buts SM*

Ouch!

*quickly rolls over, stands up, and puts her foot on his neck*

*raises an eyebrow*

*grabs foot, twists sharply and pushes upwards. Rights himself, backs off a bit, raises his own eyebrow*

*raises her eyebrow higher*

I wonder how long we can keep this up for.

*Raises eyebrow still higher*

Don't know really

*raises both eyebrows higher still*

Ah well. Guess we'll have to find out.

*snaps his fingers, his forehead gets alittle biger, and his eyebrow raises yet again higher*

so we shall

*Picks up a watermelon and chucks it at SM*

*throws up a wall of mist, deflecting it*

*raises eyebrows Penfold fashion, ie they come off her forehead and float above her head*

*solidifies the mist into ice, then chucks another watermelon at the wall, shattering it in the direction of SM, and raises his eyebrow more*

*SM ducks and avoids it. Her eyebrows are now about a foot above her head*

*raises eyebrows alittle higher, and tackles SM*

*gets knocked backwards, her eyebrows falling to the floor*

Aargh! I can no longer express myself!

*HDS's eyebrows dropp sleepily down, tired of being up. HDS picks himself up*

I won the eyebrow contest at least, but the duel has got a bit slow

This is true. and I'm not here for a bit from thursday

Sorry, should have done this. I'm away from tomorrow until probably tues as I'm at T in the park)

*opens cupboard and takes out two lightsabres*

Since the rest hasn't really worked, I guess we should use these

*throws him one, and activates her own*

*Grabs it with the Force and sends it spinning back at her, the blade ignited. HDS, with a flick of his black robe, draws forth his own lightsabers and ignites them, one with a silver blade, the other with a deep blue blade*

*catches it, and ignites it. Both of hers are green*

Hmm.

*attacks*