h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*being a goddess, and therefore not subject to all natural laws, SM remains as mist, but starts to get colder*

*The Architect taps his light pen again and the air around HDS and the bag shimmers, a thick fof appears and a frost covers all within a meter of HDS and SM, the Arcitect smiles as a litle temperature meter on one of the TVs reads "absolute zero." HDS steps out of the field and waits to see what SM does*

*the cupboard appears next to the bag and HDS, and the door opens, the air immediately warming up*

*The HDS is shocked for a second, then he walks up, flicks his Zippo (which says "Sir Reginald Mordly" on the back and has a dragon on the front) and waves his hand over it. The flame grows and grows and suddenly explodes off of the Zippo and engulfs the the cupboard in fire*

I'm pretty close to conceding here

*having been through worse, the cupboard simply vanishes. However, the fire has burned the sack, and SM escapes, still as mist, and invades both the Architect and HDS via their mouthes and noses*

*HDS and the Architect both heavily exhale, causing 100% of the SM myst to be exhaled. The Architect then taps his light pen which causes a gasmask to appear over his and HDS's mouths, which will deter further invasion attempts*

*the mist solidifies around the taps supplying the masks with air, first turning them off and then hardening further to prevent further use*

*The Architect takes his mask off and throws it to HDS, HDS takes his mask off and catches the Arcitecht's. He throws both in an airtight bag and seals them in. Then he throws the bag of myst clogged masks into a conveniently placed black hole that appeared suddenly and for no readily apperent reason (except to consume two possessed gas masks ).*

Not only are you quite omnipotent, but you seem to be amazingly omnipresent too.

Isn't that all part of being a god? Especially a brother to the god of all gods, Eru!

*the cupboard door reappears and an open bag falls out. Mist escapes from it, solidifying into a quite angry SM*

miffed?

*throws an exploding ate SM*

Cake!

*grabs it, and eats it*

*a small explosion occurs in her stomach, making her burp and look embarrassed*

such terrible manners!

*Winds up a wet and snaps it at SM's face*

*blinks and leans backwards, out of range*

Careful- you nearly had my eye out then!

*finds a stray newspaper on the floor and rolls it up, and swats at the Architect's head*

Bad Architect! Basket!

Basket?

*Winds the back up and snaps the paper out of her hand*

*catches the end of the wet towel and yanks hard, unbalancing him*

*Yanks back, unbalancing her as well*

*catches him to steady herself*



*hooks the back of his ankles with her foot and knocks him over*

*Grabd her hair on the way down, taking her with him*