h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the sword guy... WWII i think....... shoot sword guys something like that

oh, my...

"And what would you like to tell our outgoing troops?" -Reporter Ronald Reagan

"Always shoot the guy with the sword first." -Wounded Marine Bobby Shaftoe

"Oh, is that because he's the officer?" -Ronald Reagan

"No, it's 'cause he's got a f***in' sword! Have you ever had anybody f***in' run at you with a sword?" -Bobby Shaftoe

::laughs:: sorry i just love the quote

no, you just love to hear me say f*****'.

Here's a favorite of mine:
"Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support it all your life." Michael Sinz

That's terrible.

I don't get it
But how about "Anything possible believed is an image of truth." I think that's Orson Scott Card, but not sure.

Or: "People who laugh at nothing end up under sedation." My English Teacher!

I think the former is a paraphrase of the traveller from Seventh Son. Indeed Orson Scott Card.

"I can look at the world any way that I like... why choose a way that will depress me?" -Marco

"Death is an evil; the gods have so judged it; had it been good, they would die." Sappho

hmm. A good one.

"Never memorize anything you can look up." -Einstein

"Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it's wings." Ethiopian trad. saying

"No problem can be solved on the plane upon which it was presented." -Einstein, again. So, he said, "I want to know God's thoughts."

"Letting a thousand flowers blossom and a hudred schools of though contend is the policy for promoting the progress of the arts and the sciences." Mao Zedong (is that the same as Mao Tse-tung)?

I think so.

"Here are my views on UFOs:
A) Unidentified flying objects /have/ been seen on many occasions.
B) I have myself seen them.
C) They have nothing to do with extraterrestrial intelligence.
D) It is impossible to prove C."

-Arthur C. Clarke

"I have found it necessary to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith." Kant

"I will accept the possiblity that I am insane, if you will accept the possibility that I am from K-Pax." -Prot

Methinks that we need some structure to this war: what do you think? I think this would be a good alternative to BoG?!?

"Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves." Abe Lincoln

Indeed.

"A fanatic is someone who sticks to his guns wether or not they're loaded."-Unknown

"I'm not alone, 'cos the TV's on" Jimmy Eat World.