h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*HDS's clothes burn off, he snaps his fingers, and they get burned of again (by Wonko), so he snaps his fingers again and they stay. This time HDS sprays some fire-retardent chemical on his cloak.*

what is it with you people burning, or otherwise removing my clothing?

*throws a rotten bannana at Wonko, and an exploding war pie at Phoniex*

*Burns war pie and plants asbestos on HDS*

Me like fire, fire pretty.

*plucks a bit of the asbestos off, crumples it up into a fine powder, sprinkles it on Phoniex, and waits for the cancer to start*

me too, fire good!

*the Frankenstien monster appears, shaking one hand and yells: "Fire, BAD!"*

Get out of here!

*shoots a laser at the Frankenstien monster*

*wonders how people can burn stuff when there's no oxygen around.*

by either generating air, or other chemicals to burn, or by using

That's the way it works. *Sprays self with convenently invented anti-cancer spray and throws a dinosaur at HDS*

Rogue

*Throws an asteroid at the dinosaur, killing it, and turning it into charred remains. HDS picks one up, eats it*

Mmmm, good dinosaur

*HDS throws the bone at Phoniex*

*Catches bone and throws it to sirius the dog star. Throws a radioactive at HDS*


Rogue

*HDS eats the mouse, but pukes it back up because the radiation irritated his stomach. HDS throws a rabid badger and to crazed and blood thirsty s on Phoniex*

*Dodges and flips over to through a at HDS*

*The lands on HDS's arm, sticking in it a couple centimeters*

Ow! That bloody hurt!

*HDS yanks the out of his shoulder, scoops up the remnants of the and throws them at Phoniex with the (like a mangonel)*

*dodges and throws wantons at HDS*

*Devours the wantons, throws a block of limburgher cheese at Phoniex*

*Puts a frog down HDS' back, then pours water into Rogue's knickers *

*dances around all whilst groping for the frog, finally finds it, cooks it, eats the legs, and throws the bones at Hussassan*

*Turns the bones into an evil undead zombie seketon frog and sicks it on HDS.*

*smacks it with a holy tenis racket () back at Hussassan*

His divine shadow won that one anyone want to battle me

I will fight you, MR, if you will accept the challenge.

ok