h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What are you talking about? Huss just ate /JHVH/! That's got to take quite a stomach! Poor omnipotent being. Wait...

who did Hussassan eat?

>gah<...>choke< *Rips off the garrotte wire, reaches into Mad's chest, pulls out her/his heart, and eats it.*

"What are you talking about? Huss just ate /JHVH/! That's got to take quite a stomach! Poor omnipotent being. Wait..."

Yes, who?

ha! im a goddess im immortal i dont need a heart but jsut to make sure
*rips out Hussassan's heart and throws it far out into the intergalactic void*

*Where it attract ten thousand times ten thousand suns and uses them to form a prison capable of holding Mad. It starts moving in as Hussassan's 2nd heart activates.*

*gazes in wonder at the prison of stars*

*goes somewhere else, finds stars in the way, changes dimension and ends up inside Hussassan's brain where she forces him to do hilarious things in front of the ppl watching*

*s*

*What Mad does not know is that what s/he is forcing Hussassan to do is actually remarkably less than His normal nature.*

*SHE steps up the pace, Hussassan is now banging two moons together on his head, whilst getting very dizzy whirling round and round on the rings of the nearest ringed planet*

*sits and watches half heatedly*

If you've seen Apollo and SG battle the rest ain't as good.

*Since Mad is controlling Hussassan, it is >she< who is getting dizzy.*

true, very true about Apollo and Saturn Girl, but this will have to do

No cross dressing here

I hope not

*space is nearly entirely empty, nothing to play with*

but there's stars, and planets, and comets, and rings, and black holes, and maybe white holes (but we aren't sure 'bout them yet)

that's rascist!
er

I meant the physasists aren't sure yet, as in if they exist

*dives into a nebula*