A Conversation for The Battle of the Gods
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Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff Posted Sep 27, 2001
::looks up and sighs:: such silly stunts ::spins and is clean and smells Lemony fresh:: well aren't you the clever one, ::her eyes laugh:: you're just full of intresting suprises aren't you..... tell me what are wearing? Is that suppose to do something? ::shrugs:: tell me Apollo, who is this person anyway..... ::as she is saying this she flicks her hand and the girl who is wearing the black outfit switches places with Apollo letting him come back:: hmmm.... ::sighs, flicks her wirst again and the girl in black comes back:: you're very amusing.... tell me to do you sit there all day thinking this stuff? ::with out thinking much she snaps and five cream pies come flying out of no where and hit the girl in black, shrugs bored::
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Sep 28, 2001
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caper_plip Posted Sep 28, 2001
No, actually, it's something called spontaneity, and it's related to something else called wit. You may have heard of it... or not.
*Caper Plip pulls out her towel from Wimbledon and cleans herself up super-quick. She pulls out a gigantic magnet and aims it at SaturnsDaughter. Her steel-capped boots are immediately attracted to it, and she is rammed feet-first against the magnet.*
*Caper Plip then hangs the magnet high up from a circling comet (this also happens to be caught in Apollo's gravitational field) and throws various iron pointy objects at her which hit her on various parts of her body, and stay wedged there. Caper Plip disappears in a puff of chalk then returns dressed as a doctor. She analyses SaturnsDaughter's injuries and records on a clipboard a shattered pelvis and collar bone/clavicle, crushed fib, tib and femur, fractured humerus, radius and ulna, twelve broken ribs, internal haemorraging, an unsightly dent on the forehead where an iron is imbedded and a broken fingernail.*
The consultant thinks that you shouldn't play such violent sports. My suggestion is rest, if only for the fingernail. Maybe if you tone down your sport to something like bowls, or even better: taking permanent leave from the sport altogether. I mean, you body just isn't made for that purpose. I've seen many deities come and go here, but none of their injuries were as terrible as yours. For a start, their fingernails were strong and didn't even get scratched!
*Caper Plip disappears in a puff of chalk and reappears in her black tennis kit, carrying a bunch of seedless white grapes from the mortal world for the hospitalised SaturnsDaughter, who is now orbiting the Sun God.*
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Apollo Posted Oct 2, 2001
*Awaiting SaturnDaughter's post... CP might be the first to challenge agcB!!
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caper_plip Posted Oct 3, 2001
Well, in accordance with the BoG rules, as it has been five days since my last post and SaturnsDaughter has not posted within that time, I have now officially won this battle.
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Apollo Posted Oct 4, 2001
So it would seem
I hate wins by technicalities, but rules are rules... Caper Plip is now the first to win 3 battles!!!!
Allow me some time to set up the arena.... and if you wish, you can challenge the Champion!
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Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent Posted Oct 12, 2001
*Appears silently, chuckles a bit, and sits on an asteroid to think for a while.*
And to think they consider themselves powerful.
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Oct 12, 2001
*accidently bumps asteroid, not noticing the little mortal, send Art floating off through space*
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Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent Posted Oct 17, 2001
Arten, at this time, if you please. Arty is not present
*contents himself with drifting for a while, and begins deep meditation. Arten then, using the deepest form of the Ari, alters reality so as to drift directly back toward reality, applying no force to anything, nor altering space-time.*
If I were mortal I'd be dead. You being a godess, you don't notice the absence of air here. I'm forced to notice these things and correct for them, being a lowly Gadian.
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Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent Posted Oct 17, 2001
I'm drifting back towards the asteroid, not reality. See? everybody makes mistakes, omnipotence or no
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Oct 17, 2001
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Oct 19, 2001
heh, logic always seems to come up when least expected, huh? 'Tis annoying stuff unless it's in your favor, huh?
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Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent Posted Oct 19, 2001
Well, it wasn't quite not in my favor. rather, it was to my advantage for you misconcieved me as mortal. When I'm seen as a mortal, my power is easier to use because I don't need to slow time. That's why I usually leave the doing of things up to Arty. He's so clumsy and, frankly, stupid that no one would suspect anything of him. Indeed, I probably would never have spoken, had I not been tempted to come deflate the oversized egos of greek gods. you have no idea how minimal your power is. Even a novice Gadian can take gods. I'm sorry, I must vanish.
*Arten disappears, leaving etched into the minds of those present that he most certainly is not absent, just unable to speak for a few millenia- or moments. whichever decides to come up*
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Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff Posted Oct 20, 2001
::sighs:: I'm sorry i haven't been on in like 2 weeks and I know that means I forfited to paper clip oh well.....
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Oct 21, 2001
What happened? It sucks that you had to forfit...
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Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff Posted Oct 21, 2001
(Lots and lots of homework....... ewwww..... stupid stuff can reck anybodies day even a goddess's)
::sighs:: so how did she take it....... no doubt very proud of herself.... but it was no true win and if I'm not mistaken you Bombshell goddess are the champ.... so if you don't mind give her a few for me...... I hope you win...... oh and if you want you can do battle here in my dead space..... nice and quite not to many here to bother you or anything.....
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Oct 22, 2001
Actually, a Goddess called Ben is the champ... the major match has been post poned due to her need to be out of access of a computer for a little while... Caper Plip of course was proud of herself *shrugs* Apollo wasn't all that happy, but a win is a win, technicallity or not....
I'd give her a few for ya, but I will avoid battling her if I can. She doesn't quite play by what I call the rules... even though she technically follows the battle of the gods offical rules. *shrugs* I donno... I'm mostly around to pick on Apollo, and watch everyone else make fools of themself... I wouldn't battle agcB (who I'm sure will kick Caper Plip's goddess butt ) so I wouldn't want the three wins making it so we'd have to battle.
You should drop by the mud pits... lots of crazy stuff happening there.... I don't know if it offically can be called a real battle anymore.. but it's fun none the less.... wrestling in the mud with everyone's favorite golden thighed egotistical sun god 'tis always fun
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- 21: Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff (Sep 27, 2001)
- 22: Apollo (Sep 27, 2001)
- 23: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Sep 28, 2001)
- 24: caper_plip (Sep 28, 2001)
- 25: Apollo (Sep 29, 2001)
- 26: Apollo (Oct 2, 2001)
- 27: caper_plip (Oct 3, 2001)
- 28: Apollo (Oct 4, 2001)
- 29: Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent (Oct 12, 2001)
- 30: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Oct 12, 2001)
- 31: Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent (Oct 17, 2001)
- 32: Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent (Oct 17, 2001)
- 33: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Oct 17, 2001)
- 34: Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent (Oct 18, 2001)
- 35: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Oct 19, 2001)
- 36: Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent (Oct 19, 2001)
- 37: Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff (Oct 20, 2001)
- 38: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Oct 21, 2001)
- 39: Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff (Oct 21, 2001)
- 40: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Oct 22, 2001)
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