A Conversation for The Battle of the Gods
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Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- Posted Jan 18, 2002
*Parries sword with the Resilience of Ba-shumra, and then retaliates with the curse of 22 Years Of The Two Ronnies*
Sorry, but you put me up to it!
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jan 18, 2002
*Saturn Girl scratches her head confused as she watches*
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caper_plip Posted Jan 18, 2002
*Suddenly, Caper Plip appears in a puff of musty-smelling chalk after being kept away by the end of the tennis circuit. Peering around, she sees that the Battle of the Gods is alive again!*
Yes, unfortunately I'm back with the return of the new tennis circuit. I'm still training, but sorry about my absence stupid ISP connection - a parrot could connect better than it and I've just popped in to say hello and cause a little destruction in the background while I'm at it.
Okay, let's liven things up a bit.
*She waves her magic tennis racquet, and causes floodlights to appear. A duty-free bar merges into view next, and it begins to rain. However, it's raining 
, and they bounce off the combatants at different angles and roll all around and over them, deliberately irritating them.*
Whoops - need to get back into practice!
I'm going to tip... Sammy!
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Apollo Posted Jan 18, 2002
*dodges *
Hi CP 
*finds SaturnGirl* Who are the two Ronnies? 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jan 18, 2002
*Saturn Girl shakes her head, and pulls a huge beach umbrella out of nowhere to protect her from the tennis balls* I haven't a clue... so what's this mission that you've finished, hmmm?
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Apollo Posted Jan 19, 2002
Glad you specified "out of nowhere"
*turns back to the combatants*
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caper_plip Posted Jan 19, 2002
The Two Ronnies are a British comedy duo, consisting of two people whose first names were Ronnie. I think their peak was like thirty/twenty odd years ago?
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I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell. Posted Jan 20, 2002
I don't think the curse worked. Ow!
*A hits IST's stomach.*
Watch where you're aiming!
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Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- Posted Jan 21, 2002
*nearly concussed by a glancing blow from a *
British comedy curses are perhaps best kept for use against other gods...
*Aims a good old smiting at IST*
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caper_plip Posted Jan 21, 2002
Go Sammy! You'd better win! Otherwise I'll get a little miffed...
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Apollo Posted Jan 21, 2002
You're just scared IST might win three and then beat you 
*lights all the on fire*
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caper_plip Posted Jan 22, 2002
Yeah, right. Can't a champion cheer for someone in peace?
Anyway, anyone feel like a friendly tag-team battle sometime? I'm willing to team up with someone... doubles matches can be fun sometimes... I hear there's a ball park somewhere...
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Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- Posted Jan 23, 2002
*clicks her fingers*
*IST starts to smell REALLY bad*
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I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell. Posted Jan 23, 2002
I'm forfiting so I can go and take a bath.
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Apollo Posted Jan 24, 2002
Heh... a win by hygiene.. that's a first Well done, you two!! You'll make fine gods and goddesses... which you both are now
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caper_plip Posted Jan 24, 2002
Yay!
I want a battle... someone hurry up and challenge me! Tagteam, friendly, whatever... I'm feeling a little left out
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Apollo Posted Jan 24, 2002
I would, but UH and I are in the middle of a battle at the moment...
By the way, there is nothing against Non-Title matches
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caper_plip Posted Jan 24, 2002
Really? Oh that's good... but will people want to battle me, that's the question...
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Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- Posted Jan 28, 2002
I'm on a roll! i challenge you, paperclip!
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