h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have some of mine Ducky. Nasty cheap ciggies, but they'll do if you're desperate.

And perhaps a few s while you're at it. Nik seems to have deserted her post. Probably out looking for Irn Bru!

I'm here chick

Right duck my sweet, sorry about the delay ive been to the wholesalers stocking up on alcohol , right just for you i have for starters and what do you like B&H silver? heres a carton of 200 for you

Apollo glad to see you hope you dont mind but ive kinda gave myself the bartenders job, now to thank you for the God Status anything you drink today is served with a little bit of love now what's your poison ?

Didya get any Irn Bru?

I'd like a vodka with some for a wee change, thanks love!

Had a bad morning, just keep lining up the s for me!

I did but i had to go through hell and highwater to get it for you. Right and a splash of Irn-Bru for my mate, what is it about you Scottish and Irn-Bru? When i worked in Spain all the Scottish tourists used to order Irn-Bru.

Why you had a bad morning chick?

plus just to keep you going

Carp morning with a nasty Greek man shouting at me! You know what they're like when they get going!

Irn Bru's lovely with vodka or Bacardi. It's like a wee taste of home! I can get it here in Portugal but it costs bout 2 quid a can and I have to drive to the touristy areas to get it. So it's a special treat which I need today!

Here i am!

Nicky you are a lifesaver!

*smokes like a trouper and knocks back several drinks*

woo hoo!

i'm feeling better all ready!

Hey Duck!

Nik, I'll have another and get one for yourself and Ducky. Just put it on my tab.

Phew ive never worked as hard one each.

Tab what tab i changed the rules a little when i set up residence here, this bar doesn't accept money i'm afraid, to get your drinks you have to pay me in TBAGs


Duck while wandering aimlessley round this place i came accross a poster which i thought was you, her name is pink fluffy rabbit!!!! Is she a relation?

a bunny!

not that i know of but my dad was a bit of a tart!

Quite an interesting character she seems as well!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/U212798

Is there any in this bar?

Would you like some Irn Bru in your Stu?

I'm thinking that the rabbit is a bit scary. A full grown pink fluffy rabbit lurking in the playground! Thats not normal!


But i am thinking....................anybody want a go on the roundabout?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F45701?thread=63094 I've been on the roundabout for an hour and feeling a bit queasy now. Nik, got any ginger beer to settle my tum? Stick a bacardi spiced in it to help!

You are Scottish through and Through Deakie! Irn Bru is Made from girders isn't it?

No thanks, I get travel sickness.

Hi!

H'lo! Nik's just popped out for a fag break! You want some peanuts while you're waiting?

Ummm... What kind?

I'm personally having some hot beer nuts but you can have the salt'n'vinegar ones if you want!

Nobody else will eat them!

Got any clam'n'cockroach?

Fraid we seem to be all out of those! Theres a box of hedgehog flavour crisps from 1988 over in the corner tho'

Interesting.

*mooches over to inspect*