h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yep... that one's gonna go right through the top of the bar...

One fish bowl for Duck, an OMEGA TANKARD for Hank, and a godly cornucopia type shell for Apollo full of Bloody Marys!

Dunno bout your bladder Hank, but your guts are gonna be rancid with this much tomato juice!

And I don't wanna even think bout what the Piri piri sauce is doing to you!

Keep em coming Deakie!

you know i love you right?

dance?

whaddya mean there ain't no music!

the voices in my head are singing to me!

*dances*

There aint no music cos you broke the Juke Box last time you were in!

*sends the Bloody Mary off to fix it*

Handy to have around, she is! 'Nother drink, Duck?

what kind of silly question is that woman?

ALWAYS another drink!

Fishbowl coming right up! And the tune box is fixed! Whaddya want on for dancing?

OH OH OH!!!!

you're just to good to be trueeeeeeee

i can't take my eyes off of you

you'd feel like heaven to touch

i wanna hold you so muchhhhh!!!

*makes a note for next years British entry in the Eurovision Song Contest*

Can't do any worse than this year Then again, didn't see Portugal in it at all. Ooops

*downs the amount in one gulp.* no worrys. I have used my Super OT, which holds 100 liters.

Can you sing, Hank? I'm organising a Valhalla Inn Karaoke Night for this week. So far, the only joiner-inner is PFD!

How bout a li'l Elvis impersonation?

Apollo, what bout you? D'you know any rousing tunes?

I do a good queen deal. And some lostprophets

i feel quite godly today

anyone want a fight? i am on Mars.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F72944

in the meantime i'll have a drink or 3.

oh and i'm no good at Karaoke.

*ala Elvis*

Warden threw a party in the county jail...
...and they all put on their Blue Suede shoes...
...and walked down that lonely street to, Heartbreak Hotel...
...and they weren't nothin' but Hound Dogs, cryin' all the time...

er. Something like that.

Ooohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Karaoke!

*tries to think of a song*

please bar lady

*taps foot but trys to avoid eye contact with anyone whos looking for karaoke volunteers*

Nik, you can have the but I'm afraid you're gonna have to sing! You'd better take this song book and have a look for your favourite! How bout a Take That song, you're quite good at them!

*downs * Aaaahhhhhh lovely.

Ohh yeah Take That

Right then Patrons, the karaoke competition begins now!

I would like you all to submit your song and as I'm sure this will be very popular(<erm), you can sing one verse of your chosen ditty! Extra points for presentation and visual effects.

I will score! The Winner gets the honour of being The New Valhalla Inn Karaoke King or Queen and the exclusive services of the Bloody Mary for one week! She's been practising and her range now extends to pouring pints and serving too!

*looks around to see if anyone else is going*

*taps feet*

*starts 'ing*

Ohhh go on then

*walks to 'karaoke corner' has a last look round for volunteers/lambs to the slaughter, blows the dust off the mic*

And through the waterfallll,
she offers me protection,
Alot & affection
Whether your right or wrong,

*gets distracted by glasses staying full of alcohol for too long*

A da dad dadada daaaa
Wherever she will take me
I know that love will break me
When she comes to call

Da da DA DA

She wont forsake me
I'm loving 's instead

* & gets , 's to bar to down some *

to Nik for starting us off! Free for you here for the rest of the day!