h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Paradoxically, you're in a bar but don't eat or drink, and you don't hear me whinging now do you?

Wait 3 weeks for your time macine, pop yourself to the 45th Century and see if you can get rid of your Eeyore complex there!

Now come and have a big hug and a nice chocholate milk

No, no, and I'm already having tea in my tearoom.

Suit yourself then!

What's wrong with my hugs then?

Dont worry Deakie, Ben is just a angry soul that hates , he threw a brick at me the other day for just saying hello

It was a private conversation that you interupted!

I was only passing through

I had told you to keep out the day before!

Now you be nice to Nik or I'll throw a brick at you! Don't you know you should never hit a girl? Did your mother not teach you any manners!

I mother taught me not to bother other peoples conversations.

I was just exploring and i accidently ended up there again, i saw a famaliar (not friendly) face (which was you Ben) & thought i'd say hello, cos it can be hard been a newbie Ben *starts welling up* you are overwhelmed by all the god like status's you see, you get lost and are afraid to ask for help (remember i asked you where Mc D's was?) you see someone who you would want to interact with and they throw bricks at you *am now so upset i'm having to hold back the tears*

Hi deakie see i told you Ben was a big meanie

If you don't know where you then you don't post there!

Don't you worry pet, I'm waggling my mother finger at that naughty boy! I'll be speaking to his mother later!

*waggles mother finger at GB*

Careful, you might set off a magical discharge.

"If you don't know where you then you don't post there"

How are you supposed to meet new people if you dont post. A big heading Bens way just cos i know how much he loves them

You go to gathering spots. This thread for instance. You can even leave me a new message, but you do not post in somone elses message. It's called netiquette.

*wanders in with a slightly green face*

Got a baaaaaaad . Does this bar sell Irn Bru?

No it doesnt i'm afraid chick but here have a or a that'll make you better

*goes to Red Dog in the corner*

Hey Dog goD, I think we've found some folks who can actually keep up with us on in the and department!!

Hey!

Wake up, you loafer...

Nicky!!!

NICKYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

my glass is empty and i have no fags!!!!