A Conversation for Role Playing: The Last Voyage of the Mary Celeste

Ghost speaks to Amelia

Post 1

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

'ish lucky the pepper worked. Martensh almosht tosshed the liquor over. D'ya shee if he shtill hash it with'im?


Ghost speaks to Amelia

Post 2

Jedi Jade and her daemon Thras AKA Dr. Amelia T. "Bermuda" Rangel

Amelia: I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about. And by the by, who are you? I don't thnk we've been properly introduced. I'm Amelia Rangel, and I would make an attempt to shake hands with you if I knew exactly whereabouts you were.

* Amelia has been about the block a few hundred times, and seen relatively anything. Not much surprises her anymore, which is why she isn't the least bit afraid.*


Ghost speaks to Amelia

Post 3

Jedi Jade and her daemon Thras AKA Dr. Amelia T. "Bermuda" Rangel

Amelia: I really need to go and find Mrs. Briggs. There's something important I have to tell her. If you'd like to scome along with me, that's quite all right, since I assume you're either invisible or just one of those crazy voices inside my head. So go with me, or stay here and mess with Madame Uli.


Ghost speaks to Amelia

Post 4

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

Pardon me, Mish Rangel, but they'sh shayin that you women are shcared in here. Ish there anything I can do for you? An' what ish that man blatherin' on about?


Ghost speaks to Amelia

Post 5

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

Amelia: I'm hardly scared, little voice in my head. I laugh in the face of danger... As long as said danger doesn't involve snakes. But that's beside the point...! *she grins* Hey, if you are not just a voice in my head, and are in fact... well, a spirit of some kind, might you give him a wedgie or something? He's really ticking me off. ...And besides, if you don't do something, I'm going to have to waste a few bullets and kill him myself.


Ghost speaks to Amelia

Post 6

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

I don'know what a "wedgie" ish, but how wush that? Besht I can do, ma'am.


Ghost speaks to Amelia

Post 7

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

Amelia: Don't wory about the wedgie... just...smack him about a bit or something. He's being a bloody twit and while I really want to, I think that shooting him so soom might be a bad idea.


Ghost speaks to Amelia

Post 8

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

Wa'ish thish "shoulshtone" and what doesh Gillingsh want? He ish not from
hic!
Atlantish by any chansh, ish he?


Ghost speaks to Amelia

Post 9

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

Amelia: I haven't the slightest idea where this psycho's from. When I was discovered, he interrogated me in the brig, and he threatened torture. Men don't do that to women in this particular time, you see. So that kind of tipped me off that he wasn't at all what he seemed. But I hate him, the psycho. But about the soulstone: This is some sort of magic pendant that belongs to Sarah--Mrs. Briggs.


Ghost speaks to Amelia

Post 10

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

It hash poemsh written 'bout it? I know a poem about it I think, it goesh, um

There wash a young lash from Kentucky
And a young lad who
hic!

No, I don'think thash the right poem. Gimme a minute. My friend Eddie tol' it to me.


Ghost speaks to Amelia

Post 11

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

*Amelia sighs*

Amelia: Fancy a drink...?


Ghost speaks to Amelia

Post 12

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

Nah, I shouldn' drink in a time of crishish, but shinsh you offered... A genleman never refushesh the kindnesh of a lady.

~ drinks a small amount ~

Oh, thash good.

~ drinks a bit more ~

Pardon me while I look in tha' cabinet.


Ghost speaks to Amelia

Post 13

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

Amelia: I want that back, you know. And half full.


Ghost speaks to Amelia

Post 14

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

~ voice from cabinet ~

There wash a young lady fra'Kent,
Who foun'hershef short fo' the rent...

Na, thash not it.
hic!
Ish dark in here.


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