A Conversation for Role Playing: The Last Voyage of the Mary Celeste
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Ghost speaks to Uli
dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Started conversation Aug 30, 2001
~ The voice of the 
fades in and out, and when it fades in there is a distinct scent of alcohol ~
Scoosh me mish, you sheem to be drinkin too mush. Tha looksh lie reindeer your sheein.
hic!
Ghost speaks to Uli
dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Aug 30, 2001
Where!
hic!
Oh.
Hic!
Ghost speaks to Uli
dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Aug 30, 2001
~ begins crying ~
I don know wash hapnin! Po'Marysheleshte hash reindeer and birdsh all over. An a cat.
hic!
Ghost speaks to Uli
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Aug 30, 2001
The caribou were necessary. How could I remain here without bringing in food?
A ghost should not know what is happening. A ghost knows what has happened and what will happen.
Why are you drunk?
Ghost speaks to Uli
dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Aug 30, 2001
maam, I'm na drunk. You'sh tha one sheeing baracou, baracou... yesh baracou. Beshidsh, I been drinkin, sho whash you expec?
hic!
Wouldna been drinkin bu fothe raven.
hic!
Marsheleshte, na cry!
Ghost speaks to Uli
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Aug 30, 2001
The Raven is here! I knew it! Tell me who it is!
Ghost speaks to Uli
dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Aug 30, 2001
Ycl, Yic, clic, na, don' make me shay tha name! Ish hard nough when I'm shober! An I canna find im shince he shtuck me in the bottle.
Ghost speaks to Uli
dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Aug 30, 2001
'shgonna hurt my Marshelesht.
~ begins to sob ~
Ghost speaks to Uli
dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Aug 31, 2001
Ya gonna help! Blesh you!
Ghost speaks to Uli
dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Sep 8, 2001
Wush ya gotta do ta get a cuppa hee!
hic!
An ashk Mishta Head ife'sh got shome of tha bottle lef'.
Ghost speaks to Uli
dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Sep 8, 2001
Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
hic!
Ghost speaks to Uli
dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Sep 8, 2001
Aeeiee!
How'm I shupposhta drink me coffee wit m'arm shtuck ta' wall?
hic!
I thougshyou wush my frien. Bu you'sh pinned me li'a lepidontisht... lopterisht... loptermisht... lepiloptermisht.
hic!
Ghost speaks to Uli
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Sep 9, 2001
You waste your energy throwing cups.
Here, drink this. And then tell me what you know of cats.
Ghost speaks to Uli
dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Sep 9, 2001
Blech! 'sh na coffee, thash tar! Mishta Head sho' walk the plank!
Whish cat d'you mean? Ther talkin cat, o'me own pussh, thas what I left wish the mishush, my wida.
hic!
Ghost speaks to Uli
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Sep 9, 2001
The cat on this ship! It talks? Who does it talk to?
Ghost speaks to Uli
dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Sep 10, 2001
hic!
Ow, me head!
hic!
She talksh to lil' Missh Lizzie, but na I'm feeling all shober, I tink ish na natural fer a lil girl ta talk to a cat sho.
Ghost speaks to Uli
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Sep 10, 2001
A cat can go where a young white girl cannot, of course.
Unhappy spirit, you confuse your pain. You are worried about your old ship and you consume the alcohol because you feel powerless.
*removing a pinch of sand from her medicine pouch, and then pulls a tiny piece of willowbark out and powders it into the sand, in her palm*
I cannot go among these people easily because I do not understand their tribal ways. If you want me to try and help, you can tell me what you hear.
This medicine will clear your mind and give you hope, for another turn of the sun. Perhaps by that time you will feel able to go forward and join your ancestors. If not, I will help you.
*whispers several phrases in her native tongue, then tosses the pinch of sand in the air so that the grains fall over the area where the ghost is*
*pulls the imaginary spear out of the wall and lets it drop* Go free, ghost. I will soon have words with a cat.
willowbark is the ancestor of aspirin. 
Ghost speaks to Uli
dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Sep 10, 2001
Thank you, I am feeling shomewhat better.
hic!
Oh look, my friend Goodschad!
But watch out for the other, the cat shaysh he eatsh ratsh.
hic!
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Ghost speaks to Uli
- 1: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Aug 30, 2001)
- 2: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Aug 30, 2001)
- 3: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Aug 30, 2001)
- 4: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Aug 30, 2001)
- 5: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Aug 30, 2001)
- 6: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Aug 30, 2001)
- 7: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Aug 30, 2001)
- 8: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Aug 30, 2001)
- 9: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Aug 30, 2001)
- 10: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Aug 30, 2001)
- 11: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Aug 31, 2001)
- 12: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Sep 8, 2001)
- 13: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Sep 8, 2001)
- 14: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Sep 8, 2001)
- 15: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Sep 9, 2001)
- 16: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Sep 9, 2001)
- 17: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Sep 9, 2001)
- 18: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Sep 10, 2001)
- 19: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Sep 10, 2001)
- 20: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Sep 10, 2001)
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