h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Er, yeah....

But I don't want to have to use my account at least once every six months. *sniffle*
Some years I have too much work to do much and others I don't.

You mean...

...in the COMPUTER AGE....


...you can't find...

...FIVE MINUTES to sign in and say hello....

...every six months?


I feel dissed.

I can. You're like one of the only people who talks to me regularly on here anyway. You, lil, and Mala + tav.

The rest are sort of more or less random, don't know me, or did and shunned me because of that.

and

I didn't mean it, thorn. I was kidding.

I blame too much coffee and the fact that I have just annotated the Declaration of Independence.

Trying to figure out if American high school students can understand the word 'self-evident' will drive you nuts.

Hey now I feel dissed! I even talk to you on email and I didn´t get a mention above.

Sorry E. I uh...
that is to say
And you. Yes. and you. Everybody else pretty much is easy come, easy go.
*humming bohemian rhapsody*

Then I suppose things are not self-evident to them.

Nope. That's why they invented tooltips.

That´s OK Thorn, I was just joshing with you. I am not that sensitive. I enjoy hearing from you! Please make sure you have a specialist look at that eye of yours! Vision is nothing to trifle with.

Says the person who has spent the last three months reading package labels at me.

We hold these truths to be self-unaware...

An unalienable.

That all your base are belong to us.


& you shall not hold us for indemnification, should you become injured using through incorrect use of this product.

Using or through, I'd meant.

Yes, I suppose they may want to make an amendment for that too one of these days.

The Virtual Space Amendment?

That and some of those "it isn't our fault if you hurt yourself using this" clauses.

As in, 'Use of the Beta rpg is at your own risk. We take no responsibility for injuries arising from attempts to duplicate this at home.' ?