h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You are of course making the mistaken assumption that there is anything you can do to stop The Man getting your thoughts. Tinfoil hats aren't as effective as many would believe...



Not that I'm paranoid in any way.

I have been trying to fiond something more effecting than ingesting tinfoil, and have a team of mice working on it at this very moment...

There's always the possibility of locking yourself in a room with lead-lined walls and no windows...
But that would only be for the very desperate and possibly the agoraphobic. Not that I have anything against agoraphobics...

As much problems as I have with the whole "people" aspect of life, the only thing worse for me than going out in publc is being stuck in a room by myself for too long...

It's the "thinking" part that always gets me in trouble

I agree that the possibility of locking oneself in an airtight room with lead-lined walls and no windows would stop The Man from reading one's thoughts... but I have an unfortunate addiction to breathing, for which the withdrawl symptoms would be terminal. So that wouldn't really work for me. Dammit.

You're one of those oxygen junkies, aren't you ??

Yes... where can I put my face.

I wonder if there's a breather's anonymous group set up somewhere...
"Hi My Name Is Jerms, and I like to breathe..."

Oh wow, my mother warned me about you people...

And she always used to tell me off for breathing...ofte times she'd hold a pillow over my face to stop me from doing it...

Why were you warned about us people? It's not as if breathing is contagious?

I pick up bad habits too easily...the smoking, the drinking and all that stuff my mother never had a problem with...but she really hates it when I breath

Hm. Who would have thought that oxygenation of the blood would be one of her buttons?!

She's a strange one.

I remember my first day I left the house like it was yesterday, when it reality it was the day before yesterday...

...she made sure I was ready for the wide world, lunch box full of tinfoil., plastic bag wrapped snugly about my head...the straightjacket making in increasingly more difficult to scratch at the festering wounds on my legs...ing shackles...

Yea... good times...

I'm feeling a DAAS moment coming on...

(Pay no attention to me...haven't had a or smoke yet...and am very close to collapsing )

Um. Defence Automatic Adressing System?

Actually the Doug Anthony Allstars...don't worry...

Hey Jerms...have you seen my Crispian anywhere ??

Um... I'm sorry I was hungry?
Nope. Haven't seen him.

Please don't say you were hungry when my frog is missing

I really need a DAAS moment.....bad day at work


mmmm frogs.....



Where?

*skips around the room swishing her skirt*

asWell as Galileo said 'And yet it moves!'
While Oppenheimer splits the atom and Newton finds the groove
But me I agree with Einstein who put it so much simpler
I want to end as it began with one big bang not a whimper

Hel...have you seen my frog ??